Archive for June, 2016

Commemorative Killing Weapon

June 14, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Tennessee State Representative Andy Holt, a fine specimen of a goofball, is having a fundraiser and what the fool damn tarnation do you think the raffle is about?

andyfortnstatehouse.jpg.jpg.w300h375The day after a rifle similar to an AR-15 was used to massacre 49 people at an LGBT club in Orlando, Tennessee state Rep. Andy Holt is standing by his decision to give away an AR-15 as a door prize at an upcoming campaign fundraiser and turkey shoot.

In fact, he’s now giving away two. Holt, a Republican, told a reporter who asked if the prize was insensitive in light of the recent shooting, “absolutely not.” Holt told The Tennessean that the only problem with the assault rifle is that “it’s black and it looks real scary.”

No, Andy, you could spray paint that sucker pink and bedazzle the barrel and it would still have no damn use except slaughtering people.  It doesn’t shoot glitter, you know.

Andy was co-sponsor of the Tennessee anti-transgender bathroom bill.  I guess he thinks that transgender people are black and scary but that’s not okay.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

And You Thought This Would Never Happen

June 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Donald Trump is implying that President Obama is complicit in the Orlanda massacre.

“We’re being led by a man who either is not tough, not smart or has something else in mind.”

Using the Fox invention of, “Some people say ….” when literally no one is saying that, Trump leads people to the logical conclusion that Obama probably bought this guy a gun and gave him directions to the nightclub.  Trump explains his first statement.

“And the something else in mind — you know, people can’t believe it. People cannot, they cannot believe that President Obama is acting the way he acts and can’t even mention the words ‘radical Islamic terrorism.’ There’s something going on. It’s inconceivable. There’s something going on.”

You mean there’s something going on besides Trump being the worst hate monger since … I dunno, Ted Cruz?  It’s hard to have a benchmark lately because the GOP is producing them faster than we can take names and kick their butts.

I have something to ask Donald Trump.  Have you seen this guy?

636013522916481996-Howell.bmpAn Indiana man armed with assault rifles and explosive chemicals was arrested on his way to a gay pride event in Los Angeles, police said Sunday.

James Wesley Howell, 20, was arrested when Santa Monica police discovered three assault rifles, high capacity magazines and ammunition in his car, according to a news release from the Santa Monica Police Department. Investigators also recovered a five-gallon bucket “with chemicals capable of forming an improvised explosive device,” police said.

I think we need to build a wall around Indiana.  Right, Trump?

 

True Story

June 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Houston Chronicle yesterday morning.   Read the first paragraph.

 

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Click right here to see the big picture.

And here it is in the Chronicle.

And you didn’t believe me, did you?

 

Something to Make You Smile

June 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Elizabeth Warren, God bless her, bought the domain name Pocahontas.com and redirected it to her official website just to screw with Donald Trump.

And then she jacked with him some more.

 

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Thanks to Lisbeth for the heads up.

Because I Love Me Some Barbecue

June 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Please meet Congressvarmint Blake Farenthold.

 

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And then hear what he said —

“With President Trump, I’m ready to get off defense and go on offense. Trump is going to slaughter some sacred cows, and I’m ready for the barbecue.”

I imagine you are, Blake, I imagine you are.

 

 

I May Not Have Words, But Dan Patrick Does

June 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

In response to the worst mass shooting in American history, Texas Lt. Governor tweeted —

 

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The responses can be seen here.

Tell me, Patrick, who is the terrorist?  The shooter or the man who stands and loudly applauds him?