Frisco is a little town of rich people in north central Texas.

I’m saying they are rich.  I am not saying they are smart.  Because they are not.

A lawyer by the name of Terri Green is running for city council in Frisco.

You would think that a lawyer would know that city councils cannot overrule federal civil rights law.

You would think that and you would be wrong.

Here’s what Terri mailed to her rich friends.

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Terri says she understands that boys should not be in girls bathrooms. What the hell is wrong with Terri? I’m way more worried about boy’s bathrooms. All the kinky Republican stuff happens in boys bathrooms. Terri must have been asleep during Larry Craig, Dennis Hastert, Jerry Sandusky, and a whole mess of Catholic priests.

I kinda hope Terri gets elected and has to debate US Attorney General Loretta Lynch. Or fight her fist to fist. That would be kinda fun.  My money is totally on Loretta in both cases.

There’s things city councils can do.  They can save your butt from Dengue and Zika virus but those things aren’t in bathrooms, where Teri’s mind is.

Thanks to Mel for the heads up.

I was telling Verdelia, “This country could elect Donald Trump because they were distracted by a gorilla.”

Verdelia thought for a minute and replied, “But the opposite is true, too.  This country could elect a gorilla to be president because they were distracted by a Donald Trump.”

And that is why Verdelia is the wisest woman I know.

Remember when Bill Kristol announced that he knew an independent candidate who was going to run who had great name ID and could beat both Hillary and Trump?

Turns out it was a guy named David French, who is a writer for The National Review.  Okay, I have never heard of him per se.  However, I do know his name as it relates to fries, toast, kiss, and a revolution that happened shortly before ours.

I imagine he’s never heard of me either.  That is probably why I am not running for President.

Well, it turns out that David French is not running for President because, against all assumptions you ever had about National Review writers, French appears to be the only one who is not a total and complete idiot.

Thanks once again, Bill Kristol, for bad information and crazybutt theories.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Okay, thanks to customer David, we have a Monday Morning Blues cure for you.

Make Your Own Trump Bumper Sticker.

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I think we have an answer to the question “Does gun powder blowback cause stoopid?”

Larry Pratt, the executive director emeritus of Gun Owners of America, said on his “Gun Owners News Hour” radio program this weekend that if a Democrat wins the White House and the Supreme Court starts issuing decisions in favor of gun regulations, conservatives may turn to the “bullet box” to rectify the situation.

Larry, Honey, here in the UNITED States of America, we have bigger guns than you do.  I know that you get giant kickbacks from gun manufactures to scare the literal poop outta people who are completely full of poop and want nothing more than being allowed to shoot up their neighborhoods, but shuddup, Larry.

Larry, Babe, the Bundy Boys are in jail and whining that they can’t get private internet connections or Little Debbie Cupcakes with creamy white stuff in the middle.

I can’t help but notice, Larry, that you never served in the military of this country.  So tootle on down to the Marine enlistment headquarters and get over yourself, you goofy old fart.

Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.

Okay, here’s the deal.  I kinda noticed that y’all were ignoring me when you’re posting from the Tell Juanita page.  People who use my regular email address were still talking to me, but the Tell Juanita people weren’t.

Well, come to find out, when Anna The Geek updated the site, the Tell Juanita stuff started going to spam.  Here’s how I deal with spam: I wait a week or so to check it.  By then it has about 1,500 emails in it and that’s way too many to deal with so I just delete them all and start over again.

We are working on fixing it.  Until then, I will check daily.  I promise.  So, later today I am going to read the ones Anna could retrieve.  Go ahead and keep using the Tell Juanita page and we’ll figure it out before long.

On the upside, we stayed dry at the beauty salon by the known scientific measurement of just barely and the fact that the rain the past three days has gone south or north of us.

The river has crested and now the part about helping your neighbor comes into play.

And our Republican County Judge, Bob Hebert, continues to lie just to stay in practice.  He told the newspaper that he came home because “the situation had changed” in the flooding.  No, we knew on Friday that it was going to break all records and Bob left on his cruise on Sunday.  Nothing changed.  Water goes downhill on Monday same as it does on Friday.  That did not change.

He says the #1 reason he didn’t cancel the trip is that it cost him $20,000 and he paid it all months ago. Now he’s saying he took his adult kids on the cruise with him.  Best we can figure, there’s 3 of them plus spouses on this trip.   Okay, here’s the deal.  I went on a Carnival cruise in May on the same damn trip Bob was on.  I stayed in the fanciest room on the boat, did fancy shore excursions, and paid extra for lobster for dinner.  With tax, title, license, and tips, it came to less than $1,500 a person – on the same damn ship Bob Hebert was on.  That was top of the line.  You can’t spend more than that.  Unless … you drink and gamble a lot.  So, 6 people at $1,500 equals … carry the five …. hum … and the answer is – why would he lie about this when there’s people who have math skills and have been on that same ship out of Galveston?  Like I said, he lies just to stay in practice.

He also said he had “no fun” on this trip because he was always on the phone or reading email.  Yeah, that’s what those pictures look like, Bob.