Okay, so you’ve probably heard that the social misfits who follow Outlaw Cliven Bundy have taken over a national park headquarters.

Militia members protesting a federal prison sentence for two Oregon ranchers convicted on charges of setting fire to federal land have occupied the headquarters of a national park, the OregonLive reports.

The protesters include Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy’s son, Ammon, and two of his brothers. Also among them is Ryan Payne, who organized snipers to aim weapons at federal officers during the Bundy Ranch standoff last year.

They told OregonLive that they are accompanied by about 150 others and are hunkered down at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge headquarters. The group is described by reporter Les Zaitz as “hard core militia” who adopted the ranchers’ cause as their own.

I give it three months to become Lord of the Flies.

I give it six months before there’s kool-aid involved.

Ammon Bundy told reporters, “We’re planning on staying here for years, absolutely. This is not a decision we’ve made at the last minute.”

So they are hold-up in a national park headquarters.  Let’s build a damn wall.  You know, like a mile high, completely surrounding that building.  No doors, no windows.

Now I want you to consider this: Let’s pretend it was Muslims who set federal land a’blaze and that Muslims overtook a federal building. In your wildest dreams imagine Fox News and Ted Cruz having a snarling cat over that.

Thanks to Charles for the heads up.

On New Year’s Eve.  It’s Alabama, so that part is understandable.

A Vestavia Hills couple got quite the surprise on New Year’s Eve when a nude man wearing a presidential mask creeped into their breezeway.

The man, who was naked except for what appeared to be a Ronald Reagan rubber mask covering his head and a sock covering his private parts, ran off when Jersey Belle’s Danielle Yancey and her husband spotted him. The ordeal, however, was caught on their home security video and later posted to Facebook as a warning to neighbors and others.

A naked guy in a Ronald Reagan mask and a sock.

Looks a lot like Jeb Bush to me.  I dunno.

I am now taking bets on when this will happen in Texas.

A guy was robbed of his gun by … wait for it … another guy with a gun.

A man practicing his open carry right was robbed of the gun he was openly carrying.

William Coleman III was robbed of his Walter- brand P22 just after 2:00 a.m. October 4 in Gresham by a young man who asked him for it — and flashed his own weapon as persuasion.

Coleman, 21, was talking to his cousin in the 17200 block of NE Glisan St., after purchasing the handgun earlier that day.

The clock is ticking for the ammosexuals to make their move.

When it happens, let me know.

I used to be an enormous fan of Blue Bell Ice Cream.  Until I found out that they knew they were likely to kill me and did nothing to correct it.

So, we are going to get to see a Texas corporation be held liable for depraved indifference and generally mean behavior.

Blue Bell Creameries is under criminal investigation by the U.S. Department of Justice for its handling of the ice cream contamination linked to 10 reported cases of listeriosis, a U.S. official has confirmed to CNN. Three of those believed to be sickened by Blue Bell frozen treats died.

Prosecutors are examining whether company executives committed wrongdoing in their handling of the outbreak.

The Little Creamery in Brenham might well become The Little Creamery in Prison.

I have to tell you that there were people in Texas with yard signs saying they supported Blue Bell. Of course, these are the same people who think Obama is trying to invade Texas and that being covered in tin foil ain’t just for turkeys anymore.

There was even one group trying to raise money to help Blue Bell clean up their filthy factories.

Listen.  They tried to kill you. They might as well been drunk holding a pistol to your head.  They knew their ice cream would probably kill you but they took your money and gave you a scoop of live germs.

It’s ice cream with nice commercials that don’t include a slogan like, “It’s just like Russian Roulette except with cones.”

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.