It’s really not one step short of secession.  It’s actually one neuron synapse from total delusion.

Governor Abbott has himself a whole new constitution.

His big thing is allowing states to have more power. I’m kinda amazed that a Texan would say that.  Wyoming has a population of 584,000 and would have the same power as Texas with 25,000,000.

And I’m sure he doesn’t want to go by population because one glance at an electoral college map would scare the pants off him.

The only damn reason that Republicans have any power at all is because of gerrymandering.

But, y’all, admit it.  It’s kinda fun to watch old white men try desperately to hold onto power.

Thanks to every for the heads up.

Well, I was wrong about my prediction that the Y’all Qaeda group in Oregon would turn into Lord of the Flies in six weeks. Wrong, wrong, wrong. It took less that a week.

Capt. O has been fundraising for the guys to buy snacks.  But he found a better way to spend the money.

As Raw Story reports: “Jon Ritzheimer, the Arizona militiaman known for organizing anti-Muslim rallies and fundraising through his “Rogue Infidel” site, went to see Oshaugnessy at the motel and found him drinking there, according to Maureen Peltier, a disabled National Guard woman who claims to be the group’s official spokeswoman.”

According to Peltier, Ritzheimer comfirmed that Capt. O took all the donations the group had raised through social media and was using it to pay for a drinking binge.

Capt. O ain’t taking this sitting down at the Best Western.  No, sireee.

He took to the Facebook machine and let the world know …

Alert****Alert******
Because I have been vocal about not supporting the actions taken by the individuals inside the compound
apparently they have desired to launch a smear Campaign against me…
Even though I am one of the only Patriots on the outside doing everything I can to try and prevent this from turning into another Wako
And making sure to protect the safety of all involved…
To what I say my reputation is sterling…
GOD & Country
Cpt O

It appears he’s almost sober now.

Thanks to John for the heads up.

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The New York Times, y’all.

Speaking, Governor Paul LePage from Maine, a supporter of Chris Christy’s.

“These are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty — these types of guys,” he said. “They come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, they go back home,” Mr. LePage told the crowd, according to The Portland Press Herald.

“Incidentally,” he added, “half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave, which is a real sad thing, because then we have another issue we have to deal with down the road.”

Ya know, I have come to the conclusion that these guys who argue against political correctness are probably right.  We don’t need no damn political correctness.  I’m for getting rid of it and replacing it with something closer to the truth: either you’re a sumbitch or you ain’t.

LePage makes a big point that he doesn’t “play the game.”  Nope, that’s wrong.  He plays the sumbitch game quite well. In fact, he’s this week’s winner.

Plus, he’s forcing me to get three cats and name them D-Money, Smoothie, and Shifty.

Sumbitch

Most of y’all know about Texas’ own Republican State Representative Debbie Riddle, our own version of The Church Lady, inventor of the whole terror baby thing, who thinks about transgender people way too much, who slept in the hall for three days so she could be the first to file an anti-immigrant bill, and has been known to give speeches at funeral homes.

Well, if you thought she was rightwing as could possibly be, you have another think coming from a lady named Valoree Swanson.  Valoree is a Tea Party candidate running against Debbie in the GOP primary.  She has a website.  Well, I guess a webpage would be more accurate since there’s only one page to it.  But she’s a star on Facebook, Honey.

She calls her campaigning activities, “Liberty Blockwalks,”  and if you’re low on I Hate Hillary materials, she’s the one-stop shop for that.  Honey, this woman is just one suitcase filled with snarks from heading to Oregon.

But here’s the scary part.

She’s obviously a shirt-swiper.

Debbie Riddle in her campaign shirt

And then this —

Valor Swanson’s campaign shirt

There could not possibly be more than one of the shirts.

Thanks to Lorraine in Spring for the heads up.

You know that men have come a long way, baby, when their footwear choice becomes a New York Times article.

The subject?  Marco Rubio’s boots. Boots are a normal thing for Presidential candidates. High heeled ankle boots aren’t.

The fellow candidates were thrilled.

Senator Ted Cruz’s communications director, Rick Tyler, wrote on
Twitter: “A Vote for Marco Rubio Is a Vote for Men’s High-Heeled Booties.” “Rubio has those cute new boots and I don’t want to be outdone,” Senator Rand Paul said before an appearance on “The View.” Carly Fiorina posted a Twitter message with a picture of her own pair of high-heeled boots, with the message “Yeah, @marcorubio, but can you rock these?”

Okay, so the Republican Presidential campaign has officially hit below the belt.

Just thought you’d want to know.

ON EDIT:  I just thought — this is the first time that all the bullcrap was on the inside of the boot.