Okay, so Jeb Bush said this.
“We should declare war and harness all of the power the U.S. can bring to bear, both diplomatic and military, of course, to be able to take out ISIS… We have the capabilities of doing this, we just haven’t shown the will.”
Note that he doesn’t say which country he wants to invade and there’s a good reason for that: Dick Cheney hasn’t decided yet.
I think he wants to take out Isis the way his brother took out Osama bin Laden.
Click right here for a clever idea.
Officials in the French government are confirming at the time of publication that they are in conversations with high-level French attorneys in an effort to determine if a bill for cleaning up after the horrific massacre in the streets of Paris late Friday night.
Reminder: it’s satire but nonetheless a good idea.
Thanks to Nobby for the heads up.
Okay, so in this far right corner we have Jeb! Bush, a man who has been trying desperately to just slide into the oval office without anyone noticing.
Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush said over the weekend that the U.S. should respond to the terrorist attacks in Paris by carefully screening out Syrian refugees who are not Christians.
Okay, that’s one of the most unChristian things I’ve ever heard.
The first question has to be: how will we know if they are Christians? Some people lie about that, you know. And most of those who do lie are running for President of the United Damn States of America in the Republican primary.
So, what’s the test? Must they walk on water and promise to herd Mexicans back to Mexico?
Jeb!’s reasoning is that Isis is “slaughtering” Christians. Well, Jeb!, if that is true why did Isis pick on France, where President Hollande is an atheist and a damn socialist?
And he’s the smart brother. Go home, Jeb!, you’re an idiot.
You knew it was coming because nobody, and I mean nobody, raises money like Jesus.
Okay, so it’s not “Americans For Jesus and Guns Who Are Against Gays, Abortions, and the IRS,” which would be the biggest fundraising PAC of all time, but it’s damn close.
They almost have a website. It’s a WIX template with all the template stuff still on there. But they add their name at the top and a Jesus picture.
If anybody knows the dude, give him a high five for me because he’s going to raise a whole mess of money from really stupid people.
Under the category of Holy Cow, He Did Not Keep Us Safe, Politico takes down George W Bush.
And, the Washington Post gives you a ringside seat at a Donald Trump meltdown.
Have a great weekend and I’ll see you tomorrow!
