I’m not even real sure what it is and I damn sure don’t know why it is.

I can’t describe it.  You’ll just have to go there.  It safe for work and children.

Thanks to Sissy for the heads up.

… to see President Jimmy Carter on the Kiss Cam at last night’s Braves game.  They report he stayed the whole nine innings.  The least the Braves could have done is win.

Randy Neugebauer, the man of hollering Baby Killer! fame and buying a yacht with his campaign funds, is stepping down.

Best we can figure, he paid off the yacht and gets to take it with him.

He was also the idiot guy who chew out the nice park ranger at the WWII Memorial in Washington, DeeCee, like it was her fault the government got shut down.

He was not Texas’ worst congressman, but he was just such a jerk.

Remember that time Ted Cruz’s SuperPAC gave Carly Fiorina’s SuperPAC half a million dollars?

Ya think maybe Ted Cruz wants his money back?

I swear that Ted Cruz borrowed Michelle Bachman’s crazy eyes last night.

But he sure is a romantic sumbitch, ain’t he?

Thanks to Fred for the heads up.

Okay, Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen found us a new one.

Bishop Anthony A. Allen of Texas City, Texas, has himself a SuperPAC called “America We Can Do This.”

Now before you go all church and state on me, listen up about Bishop Allen.

Bishop Anthony A. Allen is an apostolic leader who also serves the community at large as a businessman, entrepreneur, investor, author, and entertainer. He is the founder and president of Anthony Allen Ministries, a ministry called to serve the urban community.

So basically, he’s the Texas version of Donald Trump now that he’s entered politics.  He’s 45 years old, has voted in every election since at least 2010 but has never voted in either party’s primary.

The Bishop’s church is located in a strip center in LaMarque, Texas, which isn’t exactly urban in any sense of the word, and his house is listed as the “Home Office” of his church.  Cute, huh?

His church is pure prosperity gospel – you give to the church and God gives back ten fold.

The one scam he didn’t have is a SuperPAC.  So, check that off the list.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

You know what happens when you elect bunch of clowns to congress? This. This is what happens.

… last week, four House members — Democrats Dan Lipinski (Ill.), Juan Vargas (Calif.), and Republicans Jeff Fortenberry (Neb.) and Tim Murphy (Pa.) sent a letter to House Speaker John Boehner and Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi, asking them to put out some sort of guidance “to the House and Senate on the appropriate decorum, protocol and behavior. . . .”

Members could use info on “how to greet the Pope, proper attire [no jeans?] . . . among other matters of etiquette,” the letter said.

These are people who have to told not to yell, “You lie!” at the Pope.

And please don’t let Louie Gohmert try to baptize him by dunking.