It really is a word.

It was used in Robin Hood.

See, where else are you going to learn stuff like this?

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

Y’all, he’s selling this.

He’s a sitting United States Senator and he’s selling this picture of himself to make money.

No.

Thanks to Daphne for the heads up.

The Oath Keepers, the heavily armed and self-described Christian Patriot unorganized militia who was at Cliven Bundy’s ranch, has a new mission:  Kim Davis

Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes announced yesterday that he had reached out to Davis’ lawyers at Liberty Counsel to offer the protection of his group.

Yeah, they have plans to go “educate” the sheriff about his duties to ignore federal authorities.  He doesn’t care diddle squat about the gay marriage deal.  He just hates anything with the word federal in it.

They had originally planned to meet outside the home of the judge to make their presence known, but changed that once the judge released her from jail.

They are going anyway, though, just in case she is re-arrested for contempt.

“This is exactly the kind of thing that our Founding Fathers dealt with when dealing with the magistrates and the officers of the crown who wanted to run roughshod over the rights of the colonists without a jury indictment, without any of that,” Rhodes declared. “Same thing. They’re going to show their power and show you who’s boss.”

Honey, I think you just fell off Cloud Nine into a thunderstorm.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up. 

Donald Trump has more twists and turns than a bushel barrel of wire coat hangers.

First he says about Carly Fiorina,

“Look at that face!” Trump reportedly told Rolling Stone while talking about Fiorina, according to a profile published Wednesday “Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!”

The billionaire added: “I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not s’posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?”

Now he says he wasn’t talking about her looks.

“Probably I did say something like that about Carly,” Trump said. “I’m talking about persona. I’m not talking about look.”

He was not saying that her face disqualified her from being President.

It’s her boobs.

He just wants you to know that her boobs disqualify her from being President.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Y’all, it’s my neighbor Tom DeLay.

A year ago, Tom went on the John Hagee teevee show and explained how this country has gone wrong.

“I think we got off the track when we allowed our government to become a secular government,” DeLay explained. “When we stopped realizing that God created this nation, that he wrote the Constitution, that it’s based on biblical principles.”

Hey, everyone knows that Dumbledore wrote the constitution and based it on Starfleet’s Prime Directive.

Then a month ago, he said that the Justice Department wants to sponsor orgies.

“We’ve … found a secret memo coming out of the Justice Department. They’re now going to go after 12 new perversions. Things like bestiality, polygamy, having sex with little boys and making that legal,” DeLay said Tuesday on “The Steve Malzberg Show” on Newsmax TV.

No, Honey, you’re thinking of the Baptist Church.

And now he’s convinced that Hillary Clinton is living proof that Democrats are … well, just awful.

“The Democrats, they don’t care about this stuff. They’ve said over and over again that people of no character, people that have broken the law, people that have been removed from office, get elected in their primaries,” DeLay told “The Steve Malzberg Show” on Wednesday.

Tom!  Go look in a mirror.

People keep asking me why Tom isn’t in prison. He is. In his own head.

Thanks to Irene for the heads up.

Kyle Adcock worked at Woodward Avenue Baptist Church in Alabama.  He was charged with 29 counts of sexually abusing a 14 year old girl between 2010-2012.

The charges are still pending but Adcock was released on bail after his mother testified that if he was released there was a job waiting for him in Texas.

At the First Baptist Church of Bedford.

First Baptist Church Pastor Steve Knott insisted to KDFW that the church usually performed background checks on employees, but said that Adcock was only working as a temporary employee in the music ministry. Knott also argued that Adcock had not yet been convicted of a crime.

You gotta wonder how big a love offering was made to get that job.

Thanks to Charles for the heads up.