Archive for July, 2015

I Don’t Know What I Did To Deserve This Much Fun But It Must Have Been Pretty Damn Wonderful

July 17, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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It was on The Hill this morning.

Perry started it —

The comment came hours after Perry issued a blistering statement that said Trump was mistaken on border security and only offered “a toxic mix of demagoguery and nonsense.”

And Trump ended it.

 

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.Thanks to Steve for the heads up.

Friday Toons

July 17, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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The Guiltier You Are, The More Lawyers You Need

July 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, I don’t know if even OJ ran up legal bills like this.  From The Texas Lawyer.

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Perry’s report shows that he brought in only $685 in contributions, but he spent $1.48 million. That means that his legal defense costs represent 69 percent of his spending. Perry only had $1.28 million left in his campaign account as of June 30, which means that if his legal costs continue accumulating at the same pace, he will run out of money unless contributions increase.

Gosh, wouldn’t that be a shame?

Bubba has a saying that guilty people need a great lawyer because anybody can get an innocent person off.

I think the only reason Perry is running for President is to raise the money today his lawyers.  He knows he cannot win.

Fun With Guns: Shoot Me or Insult Me, But Please Not Both

July 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, in Virginia a man “accidentally” shot a woman in the forearm.

Douglas Ward originally was charged with misdemeanor reckless handling of a firearm. The charge was upgraded last week to felony charges of unlawful wounding and unlawful shooting at a building.

The shooting occurred on June 6. Ward told police that he was attempting to shoot a rabid raccoon.

Okay, it’s bad enough that you shoot her.  But the whole mistaken identity of a rabid raccoon was completely unnecessary.

Completely.

 

Before You Buy Lunch

July 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I just wanted you to know that

Fox News radio host Todd Starnes dubbed Chick-fil-A “the official chicken of Jesus” in a fiery tirade against same-sex marriage over the weekend.

starnesolyStarnes is frighteningly over concerned with gay people, and sees marriage equality as “an attack on religious liberty.”

Yes, indeed, a little known law of physics is that lessening other people’s liberty, you increase your own.

Thanks to Vickie for the heads up.

Jade Helm Update

July 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

San Angelo is literally in the middle of nowhere.  The only people who live there arrived by accident or while drunk.  It is just southwest of the River Styx.

So, when Jade Helm came to town, one of the fine citizens of San Angelo decided to warn us.  You’re gonna love this.

 

Cardboard boxes and chainlink, dammit!  Ninjas!

I love this guy.

(Y’all, I know it’s gotten hard to tell satire from reality in Texas but if you’ll notice his daughter is sitting beside him and can’t keep a straight face.  Another guy did an on camera warning and then “took” you to the hill overseeing the troop invasion.  It was those tiny little army guys your kids played with.  He claimed they just looked that way because it was a long way down there.  It’s always good to see cowboys making fun of the rightwing.)