Archive for July, 2015

Does It Get Any Better Than This?

July 07, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so I know I’m kinda obsessing about this, but Donald Trump is the talk of my town.

The Tweet:

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This is wrong on so many levels that it might end up in textbooks.

Ya know, you don’t ever attack a man’s wife, but if you did, Donald Trump has certainly opened that invitation.

This Is Gonna Be Such Fun

July 06, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This morning, Chris Christie said that Rand Paul should be blamed if this country has another fatal terror attack.

“And that’s why what Rand Paul has done to make this country weaker and more vulnerable is a terrible thing, and for him to raise money off of it is disgraceful,” Christie said, referring to Paul’s role in forcing the expiration of the Patriot Act in June. “It’s disgraceful.”

“We’re going to look back on this — listen this morning — and he should be in front of hearings in front of Congress if there’s another attack, not the director of the FBI or the director of the CIA,” he said.

Whoa Boy, that takes the heat off President Obama and Hillary Clinton, doesn’t it?

More important question for Christie: When did America become such a nation of sissies?

Thanks to Willie for the heads up.

Exposed

July 06, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, remember back when we talked about The Crusaders PAC?  They sometimes spell it Cruzaders.

They rented a post office box in San Antonio, set up a PAC, and started raking in the dough.  But … all good scams must come to an end.  Here’s their latest FEC filing.  Here, I’ll get to the good part for you.

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Yeah, $56.  Total.

They say they spent $20 of it.

They’re still posting on Facebook.  Hope springs eternal.

 

Is Donald Trump Turning Into Stephen Colbert?

July 06, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So we around here are wondering if Donald Trump is trolling. It appears to us that Donald Trump is trying to divide the right and usher Hillary Clinton into the White House.

TrumpDoesn'tKnowThis immigration stuff is a dead give away. He’s got Ted Cruz “saluting” him and Rick Perry “offended” by him. They are taking sides and coming out shooting. The far right voters agree with Trump, so all the rest of the guys look disingenuous when they start talking about compassion. Republicans don’t believe in compassion.

Despite the new GOP criticism of Trump, former RNC Chair Michael Steele said on “Meet” yesterday that the damage has already been done, especially considering that it took weeks for Trump’s detractors in the GOP field to respond — and especially since the party itself hasn’t condemned Trump. “

So you gotta wonder if Democrats are paying Trump to slaughter the GOP. If so, well played, Democrats.

You’ll know I’m right if Trump’s next proposal is that we rent DeeCee to Joel Osteen and break into 51 separate countries.

More Evidence

July 06, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This came in the email —

Hi Juanita,

I have been a long time listener, but a rare commenter. I always enjoy your posts! Now I have a tidbit for you! Imagine my surprise when, after reading your latest July 15th post on Jade Helm, I happened to look at my Facebook feed and found a big ad for “Prime Day”- a day when Amazon Prime members will be offered “more deals than Black Friday”! And when is this Prime Day, you ask? It’s only going to be once a year on – you guessed it – July 15!!!!!!!!!!!! Coincidence????? I think not!

I think Amazon is working with President Obama to distract the citizens of Texas (and the rest of the country) with super good deals so they’ll be glued to their computers and won’t notice the storm troops sneaking up on them! I thought you’d want some advance warning. Keep up the good work; we in far away Michigan enjoy having something to take our minds off our own mouth-breathing Republican government.

Mary Lynne

I am so grateful for our foreign correspondents.

 

Cold Blooded Love

July 05, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Mike Huckabee

While defending his opposition to same-sex marriage during a CNN interview, Mike Huckabee criticized the modern conception of love as too “emotional and sentimental.”

Now hush, y’all.  That’s what his wife told him.

Thanks to Kathy for the heads up.