I think Republicans are planning to win this election on Photoshop.

Republican icon Dinesh D’Souza does not like Hillary Clinton. I’m sure the feeling is mutual since D’Souza is a convicted felon.

I have never understood why Republicans are so fond of felons, but they are. I mean, get convicted and you get a free teevee show!

D’Souza is also pretty damn nuts. He’s racist, pure and simple. So, this kinda made people wonder. He took to the twitter and … (click the little one to see the big one).

Of course it’s Photoshopped. There’s an original to prove it. However, thousand and thousands of people now think that Hillary Clinton is a racist at the University of Alabama.

Republicans – where you cannot believe your own eyes!

Another Republican jumps in.

Jim Gilmore, the former Virginia governor for one term and the guy who lost the 2008  Senate race to Democrat Mark Warner by 31 percentage points, has decided that the latest batch of Republican Presidential candidates simply are not scaring us enough.

The former governor said he is particularly concerned about “the emergency internationally,” citing not just the so-called Islamic State, but Russia’s ventures in Ukraine and China’s moves in the South China Sea.

Yeah, let us not forget that we should be hoarding bullets for the coming invasion.

And he says we need some more of those Bush economics.

He also said he believes President Barack Obama’s economic policies have undermined what should be a “foundation of strength” for the nation.

Yeah, and Obama was handed a such a robust economy.

Thanks to Jim for the heads up.

Whataburger (pronounced Wad-uh-burger in Texas) is the best dang fast-food in Texas.  One time when I was visiting Tennessee I met Loretta Lynn’s son-in-law.  That practically amounts to being a celebrity in the South. We got to chatting and he admitted that the thing he missed most about Texas was Whataburger.

Whataburger condiments are so good that they started bottling and selling their regular ketchup, ranch dressing, and spicy ketchup on supermarket shelves.  Their french fries are stellar. It’s a damn Texas institution and they just one-upped everybody in town.

There will be no open carry in Whataburger restaurants. Their CEO says —

“We’ve had many customers and employees tell us they’re uncomfortable being around someone with a visible firearm who is not a member of law enforcement…we have a responsibility to make sure everyone who walks into our restaurants feels comfortable. For that reason, we don’t restrict licensed concealed carry but do ask customers not to open carry in our restaurants.”

Hell, yes.

If you are so insecure that you cannot possibly leave home without flashing a gun at everybody, just order to-go, sneak back into you bat cave, and leave the rest of us alone.

Thank you, Whataburger.

It’s one of our favorite times here at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.  It is Let’s Look at Louie’s Money Time!

Here ya go in PDF format a real live actual genuine copy of Louie Gohmert’s donations and expenditures to the Federal Election Commission.

Your job is to find the most outrageous/funny/weird expenditure on Louie’s papers.  The expenditures start on page 31.

The very nicest thing about buying a car with your campaign funds is that includes new tires and gallons and gallons of gasoline.  It’s usual to refund your campaign for your or your family’s personal use of the campaign car.  That’s usual.  Louie’s not usual.

Pick your favorite – and somebody figure out how much this guy is pending on phones – and let us hear from you.

I get debs on making jokes about $442 at Trattoria Alberto in Glen Burnie, Maryland, on April 29, 2015.  That’s pretty cool since Trattoria Alberto in Glen Burnie, Maryland, closed  on December 31st.

Please feel free to scamper through his receipts, too, and see who’s buying Louie this month.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

As most of you remember, the Texas Attorney General said that county clerks in Texas did not have to supply marriage licenses to icky gay people because Jesus.

That’s fine.  Jesus doesn’t sit on the Supreme Court but his Dad does in the form of Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

So, Glen Maxey and the Texas Democratic Party rounded up lawyers and told them to start filing suit in every county where gays were being rejected by their own damn government.

One of the sternest, crankiest and meanest county clerks is in Hood County by the name of Katie Lang.  Much has been said about her name, but my friend Rutger said it best: “In the current case, saying Katie Lang out loud exemplifies the always profound symbiosis between homophones and irony.”  That’s funny.

Now all these county clerks got themselves all worked up over their closely held religious beliefs.  Luckily, that was trumped by their closely held held going-to-court beliefs.  One by one, they are folding.

Including Katie Lang.

Isn’t that the cutest two cowboys you’ve ever seen?  They’ve been together 27 years.

Let’s hear it for love!

Guys, the staff and proprietress of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., is jumping through loops today.  Good loops, but loops nonetheless.

Entertain yourself.  Talk amongst yourselves.  I’ll be back this afternoon.

Meanwhile, here’s a very fun game to play.

Thanks to Tina for the heads up.