From customer Richard, we get this information —

Did I ever tell you about the sewer-pipe crosses of Clarendon? Clarendon is a town of almost 2,000 people between Amarillo and Wichita Falls on US 287. Someone there discovered that crosses can be made from PVC pipe, not ordinary water pipe, but 5 inch sewer pipe, and that led to this:

(Click the little ones to see the big ones.)

This one is on the main drag (US 287) in front of a locally owned pharmacy. In the background you can see the one in front of the Family Dollar store. There are approximately 50 similar crosses on US287 within the city limits, and another dozen or more outside the city. Here is one at the Sonic Drive-in.

And in threes for saving the souls of dead gophers I suppose.

And in front of homes …

And in pastures.

Just so there’s no mistaking, Clarendon, Texas, makes sure that directly under the welcome from the Chamber of Commerce, there’s a Jesus warning.

Welcome to Clarendon. You’re going to hell.

I don’t know about you people from foreign states, but in Texas religious symbols made with sewer pipes is pretty much considered normal.

It’s to remind you that Jesus doesn’t put up with your crap.

Thanks to Richard for the heads up.

Y’all, a miracle has happened for Rick Perry.  It must have been all that praying he’s been doing.

Perry hasn’t been real successful raising money to be President.  He’s only got about $1.07  million which puts him in the bottom puddle of Republican presidential candidates.

But then there was this miracle in the form of his Super-PAC.  Holy stash!  That sucker has been tampered with in the form of $16.8 million dollars.  And the biggest miracle maker is also Rick Perry’s employer – mega rich Texas oilman even by Texas oilman standards – Energy Transfer Partners’ CEO Kelcy Warren.  Most folks figure he’s worth at least $6 billion with a b.

Warren also picked Perry to sit on the board of his company so Perry can draw a paycheck while running for President.

But, there’s more to this miracle.

In addition to ponying up the most money for the super PAC’s, Warren is working for the official campaign as its finance chairman.

You know how Super PACs and official campaigns aren’t supposed to organize or even discuss what each other is doing?  Well, who else but Rick Perry would be blessed with a rich man who isn’t speaking to himself!  I’m telling ya – it’s a damn miracle!

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

For you people in foreign states, the good men and women of the Texas Hostile Territory Jade Helm Watch want to give you a ringside seat to the Apocalypse.

They have a Facebook page, including the YouTube of airplanes on July 4th and the Kileen Police Department preparing for house to house raids (apparently the police are in on this now, too).

Oh the good times have begun.

I got this text message from NBC Breaking News.

Note the time.  I am wondering who told them to wake me up if Scott Walker decides to run for president.

Whoever it was is fixing to get knots on their head.

I don’t give a damn.  Please write that down somewhere handy.

Y’all, I know that Barack Obama’s Jade Helm takeover of Texas to celebrate Sharia law and underground pathways between abandoned WalMarts, has just damn snuck up on you.

It’s in three days.  Wednesday is the start of Jade Helm.

You might not be ready but Texas’ unregulated militia is ready for war.

Eric Johnston, a 51-year-old retired firefighter and sheriff’s deputy who lives in Kerrville, is a surveillance team leader in Texas. He’ll coordinate three groups of volunteers, about 20 folks in total, who hope to monitor the SEALs, Green Berets and Air Force Special Ops in Bastrop, Big Spring and Junction when Jade Helm kicks off on July 15.

Now you might ask about their plans.

But locations more precise than the towns around which troops will drill remain unknown. For the citizens’ surveillance operation, therein lies the first challenge.

“If a team member sees two Humvees full of soldiers driving through town, they’re going to follow them,” Johnston said. “And they’re going to radio back their ultimate location.

Oh hell, I bet the army didn’t think of that!  Radios!  Walkie-Talkies!  Compasses!  The United States of America’s army does not stand a chance against these guys.

The only difference between them and the Boy Scouts is that the Boy Scouts have adult leadership.  And that is where the problems start and end.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Tomorrow is the big day.  Scott Walker will be joining the Republican Goofy Parade.

Although I think they’ve taken all of the fun out of the announcement.  (Click the little one to get the big one.)

Look at the prohibited items.  Honey, you cannot be a Republican without at least some of those items.

Thanks to Carl again for the heads up.