Oops moments are all over the place with social media.

And the cool thing about social media is that there are no take-backs.

Really.

These are tweets that politicians try to erase from Twitter.  You can even search for your favorites!

Enjoy!

I have an idea.  And it’s just as good as Rick Perry’s idea to send the Texas National Guard to the border.

Perry admitted yesterday that the troops won’t be able to do anything but watch.

Most of the 1,000 National Guard troops headed to the Texas-Mexico border will take up observational positions and detain people only if they interfere with their mission, a top general over the deployment said Tuesday.

And their mission appears to be “watch.”

Y’all, we don’t even think their weapons are loaded.

Nichols said troops will be armed for their safety, but when asked if their weapons would be loaded would say only that ammunition would be in magazines.

“That’s about as far as I want to go because if the cartel folks understand what we can and can’t do then they may take advantage of that,” Nichols told The Associated Press.

Look, this is Texas.  If their weapons were loaded, General Nichols would have answered, “Hell, yes!”

So, the Texas National Guard will simply provide another 1,000 places where refugee children can turn themselves in.  You can walk right in front of them with a ton of cocaine and they can’t do diddle squat unless you try to keep them from watching.  I don’t even think they can make a citizen’s arrest.   Hellfire, they can’t even spit on you.

So, here’s my idea about how we can save some big money.  Send the Texas National Guard to the movies.  They can “watch” there.  Or be a real sport and give them a Netflix subscription.  That’s just $8 per month.  So, I mean right there you’re saving $11,992,000 a month on your watching budget.

Or, in the alternative, let them stay at home where they can carry a loaded weapon and they can watch the gigantic goofy governor on the teevee, where he lives now.

In Miami, Florida, an 83 year old man was driving his Volkswagen Beetle down the road, going God only knows where.

Another driver in a white Acura was going the same direction as the 83 year old and tried to get in front of his car.

All hell ensued.

According to Miami Police, Mario Perez-Tano, 83, was stopped at a traffic light in his red Volkswagen Beetle at the intersection of NW 12th Avenue and 7th Street in Miami. Another driver in a white Acura was going the same direction as Perez-Tano and tried to get in front of Perez-Tano’s car.

Police said Perez-Tano blocked the other car and then got out of his vehicle with a .38 caliber handgun and shot at the Acura. The bullet went through the driver’s side window and grazed the driver on the arm.  Then he took several more shots at the car while the driver was trying to get away.

The police caught up with him and he’s been booked in jail for attempted murder.

There’s 83 year olds with guns out there.  Have a nice day.

Billy Bob is gonna get himself an AR15 from Ron Paul.

Get a load of this stuff.  Click the little one to get the big one.

Now, the way I figure it, most anybody on Ron Paul’s email list ain’t sane enough to own this weapon.  And, that is why Ron Paul is giving it away.  Guns + Crazy People = Freedom.

Thanks to Ms. J for the heads up.

This guy —

Got old and became this guy —

Why does our Governor always have to play dress-up?

Thanks to Eli for the heads up.

In East Texas, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

Jason Paul Bryant, 37, a concealed handgun licensee, dropped by the Gateway Travel Plaza in Orange, Texas, on a hot Texas afternoon.

The police chief explains what happened next.

“He walked maybe six feet in the door when he pulled his shorts up, something caught the trigger and the gun discharged into his leg,” Vanover said. “People immediately rushed over to help.”

I will lay you money that at least five of them had their guns drawn.

By the way, in case anyone asks, pulling up your shorts is called “hiking up your britches” in Texas.

So, here’s what happened next.

No charges were filed against Bryant for the negligent discharge.

You know, accidents happen.  What you gonna do?

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.