Guys, is this satire trying to make the Tea Party look dumb or is Victoria Jackson guilty of smoking some dope with a low IQ.  Or is this just a career move?

I mean, you gotta admit, it’s hard to tell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5splvdHGxA#t=103

There’s a communist living in the White House?  Hell, Honey, there ain’t even a communist living in the Kremlin.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Y’all, tomorrow will end the great fun I have had watching the Republican Lt. Gov’s race in the GOP primary.  It is rare when you get three seriously crazy people and one incompetent incumbent running for the same office.

I admit that I should have paid for a ticket to that show because I enjoyed it thoroughly.  I was sad that it will over Tuesday.  Until I thought about Wednesday.

There is not soul in Texas who thinks it’ll be over tomorrow.  Wednesday morning will bring us a run-off.  Madam Swami Juanita and Her Shiny Crystal Ball predicts it’ll be a a fun-filled run-off between incumbent David Dewhurst and Oh My God He’s Nuts Dan Patrick.  It not only will be a GOP bloodbath, but will include witty quips like this.

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Snap!  That’s a doozy.

If you’re in Texas and you haven’t voted yet (which I really do not want to hear because you should have voted early), go vote.  Remember:  Kesha Rogers is not a Democrat.

Now here is an interesting visual —

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My Daddy was a white man.  My brother is a white man.  I married a white man and gave birth to only white men.  All my white men vote Democratic.  I don’t think that’s solely because I have a shotgun and an abiding need to clean the gene pool of any resemblance to Ted Cruz, but on the other hand, it probably doesn’t hurt either.  Just sayin’, ya know.

Thanks to Jay for the heads up.

Y’all, this makes me giggle.

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I know it shouldn’t make me giggle because Graham’s just giving Putin permission to attack the US.  And I know I shouldn’t giggle because nothing would make Lindsey Graham happier than being able to blame that attack on President Obama.  I should absolutely not giggle because this is some serious crap rhetoric.

But, hearing that little girl voice call President Obama weak and indecisive when he can’t even decide what gender he wants to be, is just kinda little girl cute.

This has been sitting on my manicure table for a while and the more I look at it, the more it bothers me.  It is a letter to the FBI from Senators Chuck Grassley, Jeff Sessions, Mike Lee, and – ta da! – Ted Cruz.

They write to the FBI whining about the indictment of Denesh D’Souza for violating federal campaign laws.  They are indignant that the FBI conducted this investigation without tell they how they did it.

So, they demand, demand, I tell you!, that FBI Director James Comey answer 12 questions about how the FBI investigates illegal campaign contributions.

The questions go something like this:  (Click the little one to get the big one.)

and there’s —-

Y’all, the more I read this, the surer I am that question #13 is:

What much can I cheat without getting caught?

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Okay, this one is in a police station in Chicago.

At 9:40 pm a police sergeant accidentally discharged his firearm inside the police station.

No one was injured, but officers noticed a trickle of water from the first-floor ceiling that turned into a gushing stream. The downpour ruined computers and desks, but a damage estimate wasn’t immediately available.

However, you can now take a shower in the detective division.

Thanks to UmptyDump for the heads up.