In you live in the area, please try to attend.  Congressman Castro is a great speaker and it’ll be a night of glamour and fun!   And yes, Bubba will let me tell a few jokes.

You can reserve tickets by clicking right here.  There will be no tickets sold at the door.

All donations will go to support the Fort Bend County Democratic Party’s Get Out The Vote efforts.

My favorite Chris Christie lines so far that y’all have sent me.

Updated Ann Coulter: “If we don’t run Louie Gohmert, Chris Christie will be the nominee and we will lose.” From Jan

I understand that he announced the execution of his uncle.  From LE

I was just watching Fox News.  What’s this about Obama closing bridges on a whim?  From Tom

And from John —-

Denton County is in north Texas and is in Texas only because Oklahoma doesn’t suck quite enough.  It is full of Republican women who are not rich enough or pretty enough to make it in the Dallas social scene but fancy themselves to be Sue Ellen Ewing.

And that’s how Dianne Edmondson came to be the Republican county chair in Denton County.

When Dianne is not busy looking down her nose at you, she sends out emails to the party faithful.

They are perky, blinking lights kind of emails.  You know, the kind where you know she laments daily that her keyboard doesn’t give her a choice of dotting her i’s with little hearts.

Here, let me show you a snippet from her latest email.

You can click the little one to get the big one.

Oh yeah, she said that.  You can go look for yourself.

Dianne, you know we can hear you, right?

Abortion Barbie and Hispanic Sen?  Really?  Those are the worst two things you could come up with?

And, if you have the guts, you can scroll down the newsletter and see that their Lincoln Reagan Day Dinner will feature not only Ted Cruz but also his batcrap crazy Dad.  As the warm-up act is … oh yeah, Louie Gohmert.

Come on, Oklahoma, suck harder.

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My State Senator is trying to move up in the world.  His name is Glenn Hegar and he’s dumb as a sack of hammers.  And doesn’t look much better either.

So who should he tout as an endorser in his campaign for Texas Comptroller during the Republican primary?

Oh right, the guy who called Ted Cruz every name in the book.

Smart move in the Republican primary in Texas, Glenn.  No wait ….

Thanks to Victoria Linn for the heads up.

Have you ever asked yourself, “I wonder why Louie Gohmert ever ran for congress?”

Now you can know.

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) revealed on Thursday that he had become a congressman because he was outraged that single women were having as many as 15 babies and getting welfare checks.

Hummm … but he’s pro life?  And he’s anti- birth control being included on insurance?

Louie, Louie, Louie, you can’t have your pork rines and eat it, too.

Thanks to Warner for the heads up.