Ted Cruz ain’t finished talking yet.

And, that’s the good news.

It seems to have gotten real personal with President Barack Obama.  Cruz just doesn’t like him none at all.

U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz has told a conservative conference that President Barack Obama is lawless, providing the right wing rhetoric that makes him so popular in his home state.

The conservative Republican laid out his reasoning for why he thinks the president is “dangerous and terrifying.”

According to the Statesman, Cruz also slammed Obama for what he referred to as a pattern of “lawlessness on a breathtaking scale.”

The only dam thing he didn’t accuse President Obama of is body odor.  But, I think that’s coming next.

Let me help translate Cruz’s words into Texan for you.

Dangerous means “he’s black.”

Terrifying means “he’s black and smart.  And might own more guns than you.”

Lawless means “he’s still black.”

Breathtaking means “real back, real smart, and he might want your job.”

Thanks to Irene for the first heads up.

Donald Trump wants to run for Governor of New Damn York.

Oh crap, here we go again.

Trump spent more than two hours behind closed doors with county GOP chairmen across the New York and other party leaders as they encourage him to run for governor this fall against Gov. Andrew Cuomo, a Democrat.

Trump told the group that he would need to see the party unified behind him if he were to run, said spokesman Michael Cohen.

The upside:  New York would have a goofier Governor than Texas, Arizona, and New Jersey.  Combined.  That would give us all a little wiggle room in the My Governor is Goofier Than Your Governor Sweepstakes.

The downside:  It’s Donald Trump.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

Louie Gohmert cannot let a day go by without rending you that President Barack Obama is just like the Soviet Union.  Just like.  Exactly.  Same exact deal.

When asked about Obamacare, which is just like the Soviet Union, Gohmert replied …

There are some people that say, “Just let it go, it will fail on its own, and so why not let it go?” Well, that is true. It will fall on its own. But the Soviet Union was destined to fall. But think of the tens of millions of people that died, think of all the freedoms that were taken away from people for around 70 plus years.

Yep.  That’s Obamacare – taking away freedom for 70 plus years.

Thanks to Karl for the heads up.

In you live in the area, please try to attend.  Congressman Castro is a great speaker and it’ll be a night of glamour and fun!   And yes, Bubba will let me tell a few jokes.

You can reserve tickets by clicking right here.  There will be no tickets sold at the door.

All donations will go to support the Fort Bend County Democratic Party’s Get Out The Vote efforts.

My favorite Chris Christie lines so far that y’all have sent me.

Updated Ann Coulter: “If we don’t run Louie Gohmert, Chris Christie will be the nominee and we will lose.” From Jan

I understand that he announced the execution of his uncle.  From LE

I was just watching Fox News.  What’s this about Obama closing bridges on a whim?  From Tom

And from John —-

Denton County is in north Texas and is in Texas only because Oklahoma doesn’t suck quite enough.  It is full of Republican women who are not rich enough or pretty enough to make it in the Dallas social scene but fancy themselves to be Sue Ellen Ewing.

And that’s how Dianne Edmondson came to be the Republican county chair in Denton County.

When Dianne is not busy looking down her nose at you, she sends out emails to the party faithful.

They are perky, blinking lights kind of emails.  You know, the kind where you know she laments daily that her keyboard doesn’t give her a choice of dotting her i’s with little hearts.

Here, let me show you a snippet from her latest email.

You can click the little one to get the big one.

Oh yeah, she said that.  You can go look for yourself.

Dianne, you know we can hear you, right?

Abortion Barbie and Hispanic Sen?  Really?  Those are the worst two things you could come up with?

And, if you have the guts, you can scroll down the newsletter and see that their Lincoln Reagan Day Dinner will feature not only Ted Cruz but also his batcrap crazy Dad.  As the warm-up act is … oh yeah, Louie Gohmert.

Come on, Oklahoma, suck harder.