Yeah, But They’re Really, Really Old Winkies
Prepare yourself.
Jan 13 (Reuters) – Penis pumps cost the U.S. government’s Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011, about twice as much as the consumer would have paid at the retail level, according to a government watchdog’s report released on Monday.
I don’t know about you but if they offered me the job of Penis Pump Government Watchdog, I would turn it down.
Where does one go buy a retail penis pump? I’m just asking for a friend.
And here’s something else you didn’t want to know.
The report by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services said Medicare, the government health insurance system for seniors, paid nearly 474,000 claims for vacuum erection systems.
There are half a million old men walking around with penis pumps.
Thelma says she would be totally willing to walk around nursing homes in her skin tight leopard print faux leather pants and totally eliminate this need. Being that Thelma wears a size 20 short, we’d need someone to clear a path first and that might cost just as much as a pump. I dunno. But, it might be worth putting pencil to paper.
Thanks to Carl of the tundra for the heads up.