Welcome to Arlington, Texas, where it is snuggled between Dallas and Fort Worth, trying to hide from big city ideas.

Moms Demand Action, a group of  women advocating common sense gun laws, has a couple of Texas chapters.  The one in Arlington held a meeting at the Blue Mesa Grill in a strip center right next to the Black Eyed Pea Restaurant.  And since their topic was so threatening to all that is Texas manhood, a Wee Winkie Parade commenced.

Texas men protested the meeting with their largest weapons.  (Click the little picture to get the big one.)

GUN BULLIES CRASH MOMS DEMAND ACTION MEETING IN ARLINGTON. Moms privately organized a get together at Blue Mesa Grill in Arlington today. Someone falsely said they would attend, and instead showed up with these folks in the parking lot. Moms, restaurant employees and patrons were all shocked. One patron commented to one of our oganizers,” I grew up with guns, but no one would ever do this. This is like Deliverance.”

No, Honey, not like Deliverance.  The guys in Deliverance could play the banjo.  The only thing these guys can play is stoopid.

Now let me see if I have this right.  They are the ones with guns.  They are also the ones hiding behind cars.  I’m having trouble with computation here.  If they have the guns and this is simply a protest, why are the hiding like they are fixing to ambush somedamnthing?  Are they buying into David Dewhurst’s idea that tampons are dangerous weapons liable to come at you suddenly?

Good Lord, it’s a bunch of women having a meeting.  If that scares you, let me tell you about what happens at a Tupperware Party.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up and John for the sign.

Guys,

I need a small favor from you.  It won’t cost you a dime and it only takes a couple of minutes.

The Texas Democratic Party is trying to put some non-binding referenda on the primary ballot.  We have to get 50,000 signatures before December 9th, at 5:00 pm in order to do it.

There are 19 of them.  You can vote for one or all of them.

Please give a couple of minutes and go sign the referendum you like.

I thank you.  The owners, staff, and customers of the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon thank you.  The Texas Democratic Party thanks you.  All because you’re a honey!

If you’re from a foreign state, please ask a Texan to do it for you.

Rick Perry’s constant harping that even infants should pull themselves up by the bootstraps and earn their medical care, food, and housing, has left Texas mean.

When a 12-year-old Texas boy went to eat breakfast this week at his middle school a cafeteria worker took away the meal and tossed it in the trash — all because his meal account was 30 cents short.

Jennifer Castilleja of Dickinson County said she received a call from her son’s school Wednesday morning and was told the cafeteria refused to let the boy eat unless she came in and paid the 30 cents owed.

When Castilleja told school officials she was on her way to the school to pay and asked that they let her son eat until she arrived, the school refused.

So, the cafeteria lady threw the boy’s breakfast in the garbage.  In front of his friends.  You know, because 12 year old boys aren’t self-conscious and awkward enough as it is.

I hope she gets a wart on her nose.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Wendy Davis is truly pro-life.

Thank you, Wendy Davis.

Dr. Annette Bosworth is running for Senate in South Dakota.

I’d give a shiny nickel to see her shoot the Bible.

 Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

Gotta be all about the pink running shoes!