Oh Arizona, Who Would Defend You?
Arizona, a member in strong standing of the Axis of Evil, has a dead solid perfect plan to insure patriotism in America.
They want to force high school graduates to swear to it. They have introduced a bill that would require high school graduates to swear an oath under God before they receive their diplomas.
I, _________, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge these duties; So help me God.
Well, that ought to do it. Signed, sealed and delivered.
Hell, I’d be thrilled if high school graduates in Arizona could name any of the Bill of Rights other than the second amendment. I have been to Arizona and I promise you that they couldn’t get a referendum on the Bill of Rights passed out of any city council much less the state legislature.
Better yet, Arizona, how ’bout we make members of the legislature swear to uphold the Constitution. And Sheriff Joe Arpaio. And Jan Brewer.
Good Lord, Arizona, do you have actually have any high school graduates?
Thanks to Norma for the heads up.