Archive for June, 2013

Nooooooooo. Really?

June 20, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, sit down because I know this is going to shock you.

The guy who had that whole Pray Away The Gay thing?  John Paulk, who used to be the chairman of Exodus, a group that helped you stopped being gay by praying – well, turns out, he’s gay forever and ever.

“For the better part of 10 years, I was an advocate and spokesman for what’s known as the ‘ex-gay movement,’ where we declared that sexual orientation could be changed through a close-knit relationship with God, intensive therapy and strong determination,” Paulk said. “At the time, I truly believed that it would happen. And while many things in my life did change as a Christian, my sexual orientation did not.”

He added: “Today, I do not consider myself ‘ex-gay,’ and I no longer support or promote the movement. Please allow me to be clear: I do not believe that reparative therapy changes sexual orientation; in fact, it does great harm to many people.”

John, I suspect there is no danger in me being the first to say I told you so.  I’ll just take a number and stand in line.

Until people realize that fundamental Christians will feed your butt to the lions just to entertain themselves, much harm will continue to be done in the name of Sweet Jesus.

Gay is not something that was invented to piss off God.  I could pray all day everyday not to be short but that ain’t gonna work either.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

You People From Foreign States

June 19, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I want you people from foreign states to know that we are celebrating Juneteenth today.

Ashton Villa today

Although Abraham Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation was signed on September 22, 1862, word did not get to Texas until June 18th of the following year when General Gordon Granger and 2,000 federal troops arrived in Galveston to take possession of the State of Texas for the union.

The following day, June 19th, General Granger stood on the balcony of Ashton Villa and read aloud —

The people of Texas are informed that, in accordance with a proclamation from the Executive of the United States, all slaves are free. This involves an absolute equality of personal rights and rights of property between former masters and slaves, and the connection heretofore existing between them becomes that between employer and hired labor. The freedmen are advised to remain quietly at their present homes and work for wages. They are informed that they will not be allowed to collect at military posts and that they will not be supported in idleness either there or elsewhere.

June 18th and 19th became Juneteenth.  It is cause for much celebration in Texas.

Happy Juneteenth!

Calling All Texans

June 19, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I just got this heads up from my sisters in the Texas Democratic Party.  If you are anywhere near Texas, we need your help.  Let’s make this happen —

Greetings!

Last night, after six hours of debate, the Texas Senate passed the omnibus abortion regulation bill.  If this bill becomes law, the number of clinics where safe and legal abortions are performed will drop to 5 in the entire state of Texas. Today, there are 47. There will be no clinics west of I-35, no clinics in South Texas, none. Five facilities for all the women in Texas.

We have one last chance to stop this attack on safe and legal abortion in Texas: the public hearing in the House State Affairs committee, currently planned for tomorrow late afternoon. If enough people speak at this hearing, the bills will lose the one thing they don’t have on their side: time. Can you speak at State Affairs tomorrow, June 20th?

Here’s how it works: the hearing process allows three minutes for each person to testify. If 20 people testify, the hearing lasts an hour. 40 people, two hours. 100 people, five hours. With the special session ending next Tuesday, June 25th, every minute this bill spends in committee is a minute its supporters lose to get it passed before the Tuesday deadline. We need to pack this hearing with pro-choice supporters who will speak for three minutes each. It’s that simple.

The tricky part is that we cannot give you an exact start time for the hearing. I know how frustrating this is, but this is the way it works in the Legislature. State Affairs will meet upon adjournment in the House. If the floor debate is short, that could be as early as 4pm; however, if the debate on the redistricting bills goes long, the State Affairs hearing could start much later. We need to be prepared to get to the Capitol early and to stay as late as it takes. Frankly, the best thing that could happen would be for the hearing to go so long that the chair decides to continue it Friday morning.

To make this easier for you, we’ll send an email alert tomorrow afternoon with information about the start time in State Affairs. We’ll also update the CADW Facebook group with information about the hearing. We’ve also created a special CADW registration page for people who can commit to coming tomorrow and Friday. Please register right now! Knowing how many of us can come and speak (and who can be there on Friday morning, if necessary) will help tremendously. Thank you for letting us know you’ll be there tomorrow and speak against this attack on Texas women.

Here’s what you need to do:

1. Sign up on CADW’s registration page so we know how many Democratic women (and men) to expect tomorrow. We’ll send you an email Thursday afternoon letting you know how it’s looking. If there’s no reason to rush there at 4pm. we’ll let you know. We’ll also update the CADW Facebook group with the information.

2. Come to the State Affairs hearing on Thursday afternoon (or evening). It’s in the Reagan Building, room 140, on the Capitol complex. Here’s a map–it’s called the JHR on the map.


3. Register to testify against the bill. This is simple and there will be people there to help you. You’ll do this when you arrive at the Reagan Building. (This is an official state form; registering on the CADW form does not register you with the committee.)

4. Wait for your turn to speak. Remember, you won’t be alone. We’ll all be waiting together.

5. Speak personally for three minutes about why you oppose the bills under consideration. It’s very important that you tell the committee why you are personally motivated to attend and why you oppose the bills they’re considering. Don’t be afraid! The committee knows that you are there as a concerned citizen. Be polite, be personal and take all 3 minutes.

6. Be prepared to return to the hearing on Friday morning and speak when your turn comes. The hearing happening on Friday morning is a great thing, but we still need to use all the time we can to slow down this destructive bill. If you can be there Friday, that would be fantastic.

Again, we’ll use Facebook and email to keep people informed about the hearing start time. We’ll also keep you posted about Friday morning.

Clearly, this is a huge undertaking. We need as many people to speak as we can get. There are women coming in from across the state to speak for only three minutes. The women of Austin need to be there too. It’s the least we can do for the women across this state.

Thank you for coming on Thursday. See you at the Reagan Building, room 140.
Lize
Lize Burr, President
Capital Area Democratic Women

Did I Read That Right?

June 19, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Highway 91 between Midland and Odessa is where bad people go when they die.

Seriously, the devil lives there.

There’s a church there who claims to be all about love.  It’s called the Southwest Baptist Church.  Over to the right is a picture of the pastor and his family.  I have seen a smile before and, Honey, his wife ain’t smiling.  That’s gritting her teeth.  That right there is a desperate plea for help.

Anyway, this Baptist Church claims to be all about love, love, love.

Yep.  So they put up this sign that I suspect is meant to be an instruction manual on how to love.

Okay, the way I read that, I can’t do the wild thing with a man.

Bubba is gonna be real disappointed.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Texas Congressmen Are Taking Time Off From Watching Fetal Masturbation to Bring You This Important Message

June 19, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s easy as hell to eat on $4.50 per day and congressmen who are trying the SNAP challenge are overpaying for groceries.

Donny

Donny Ferguson, Texas Congressjerk Steve Stockman’s communications director and agriculture policy adviser, announced that he walked his hiney down the street to the grocery store and bought enough food for a week “for just $27.58, almost four dollars less than the $31.50 “SNAP Challenge” figure.”

I don’t believe it.

I don’t think Donny understood that you have to eat all three meals off the $31.50 a week, and that fancy lunches with lobbyists don’t count nor do the donuts at the congressman’s morning coffee.

Congresswart Stockman and Donnie think SNAP recipients are eating high off the hog for $4.50 a day.  If that is true, then let’s make $4.50 a day the limit for reimbursing meals for traveling congressional staff. Huh, Donnie, how about them hot dogs?

Thanks to Brian C for the heads up.

What The Hell Is Wrong With You, Dallas?

June 18, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This makes two in one day.

Meet Congresstoad Kenny Marchant.   Yeah, Kenny.

CongressToad Kenny

Kenny is scared of immigrants.  He hollers like a little girl at the mention of immigration reform.  In all fairness, there’s a lot about Kenny that is like a little girl so this immigrant thing isn’t surprising.

You wanna know why Kenny thinks immigration reform is real, real scary?

The proposed immigration overhaul “is very unpopular in my district,” said Marchant, who represents suburbs west of Dallas. “The Republican primary voters, they’re being pretty vocal with me on this subject.” Besides, he said, “if you give the legal right to vote to 10 Hispanics in my district, seven to eight of them are going to vote Democrat.”

Yeah, Kenny, and the #1 way to make that happen is to oppose immigration reform.  You know, maybe if you were concerned about the needs of immigrants and welcome them like Jesus told you to do, they would vote for you.

Go on, Kenny, keep whining like a little girl.

Thanks to Brian C for the heads up.