Republican men.  They amuse me to the extent that it literally improves my spiritual net worth.

Here, have a bite, too.

Look at this overly unrecognized amusement.

A reason to vote for Scott Brown?  He allows his women to blossom instead of wilting on the rape vine.

A surrogate for Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown is telling voters that the Republican lawmaker supports women because he is a “strong man” with a wife and two daughters, who he “allowed” to “blossom.”

And a woman said that.  She can turn in her ta-tas at the nearest Tupperware Party.

Thanks to Norma for the heads up.

I would not give you a plug nickle for this candidate but I bow to the perfect yard sign – even if it is placed illegally.

I probably wouldn’t vote for him for DA in Harris County – I’d just skip that race – but I’d hire him as my yardsign designer quicker than a jackrabbit with a diesel motor.

Thanks to AH for the heads up.

Donald Trump’s BIG announcement?

He has discovered through secret documents that mockery is alive and well in Twitter.

The announcement was immediately mocked on Twitter.

“Our expectations about @realDonaldTrump’s Obama announcement were clearly not low enough,” New York Magazine said on its Twitter feed.

“BREAKING: Donald Trump demands to know what medical school Dr. Dre went to,” Twitter user @BScalabrine24 wrote.

“Trump will give $5 million if Obama releases his college records,” @WatchJ tweeted. “I’ll give a crackhead $3 if Trump releases that squirrel sittin on his head.”

“BREAKING: Donald Trump replaces bed bugs as Americas #1 Pest,” Lizz Winstead wrote on Twitter.

“We’re going to make a very important cat announcement shortly that will change the internet,” BuzzFeed declared.

“Sorry Trump, but in the same way the U.S. doesn’t negotiate with terrorists, presidents shouldn’t negotiate with idiots,” @the_moonface wrote.

“This Donald Trump character is Andy Kaufman’s greatest bit ever,” Aaron Blitzstein tweeted.

“Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people,” @MorgonFreeman said.

“Trump, would you be a dear and offer 5 million dollars if Romney will reveal ANY PART of his economic plan?” Alex Baze wrote.

My BIG announcement?  I will give $5 cash American money to Americans With Tragic Hair Disabilities see Mitt Romney’s tax returns and, unlike Trump, I actually have $5 cash American money.

Thanks to Craig for the toon.

And the symbolism ….

A blimplike aircraft displaying a Mitt Romney campaign ad crash-landed in a field in Davie, Fla.

The craft, which was flying a sign with an image of the presidential candidate that read, “America Needs Romney,” was on its way from Boca Raton, where Monday night’s debate will be held, to North Perry Airport in Pembroke Pines.

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But, that’s not all.  No, siree, the symbolism marches on.

Teri Balter, a neighbor who witnessed the emergency landing, told NBC Miami, “We saw the blimp hovering over the house, and it was floating backwards.

Backwards.  That would be NOT Forward.

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And, no, I know what you’re thinking.  I did not stick pins in a voodoo airship to make that happen.

But, I would have if I had thought about it.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Okay, brace yourself.

Apparently, Sarah Palin ain’t finished.

Sarah Palin decried President Obama’s handling of Libya on Wednesday in a Facebook post titled “Obama’s Shuck and Jive Ends With Benghazi Lies.”

“Why the lies? Why the cover up? Why the dissembling about the cause of the murder of our ambassador on the anniversary of the worst terrorist attacks on American soil?” Palin wrote. “We deserve answers to this. President Obama’s shuck and jive shtick with these Benghazi lies must end.”

Girl, you’re gonna drool all over your Manolo Blahniks, slip, and slide your little patootie all the way to Russia.

Just hush.  You could make the moon blush, Girl.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Lubbock, Texas, is 250 miles from nowhere.  It’s at the crossroads of Hell and Hole Streets.

Being out there all isolated does strange things to people.  Remember this guy?

Lubbock Judge Tom Head told local news station Fox 34 that, if President Obama were to be re-elected, “civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe” would likely follow.

“And we’re not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we’re talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy,” Head said.

“Now what’s going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He’s going to send in U.N. troops. I don’t want ‘em in Lubbock County. OK. So I’m going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say ‘you’re not coming in here,’” he said.

Well, it looks like he’s getting a leg up on getting this started.

In Texas, County Judges like Judge Head aren’t real judges.  Hell, the one we have in my county has a legitimate high school diploma but no actual degree beyond that.  For the most part, County Judges in Texas are the town drunk or, as in the case of Lubbock, the most ignorant redneck you can find.  I think a law was passed in 1999 that holds the same standard for Governor.

But I’ll say one thing for county judges – they sure know how to deface a sign.