It’s Jesus on a cracker again.

Keller, Texas, which is between Fort Worth and Flower Mound, got themselves a revival going on called “Deliver Us From Evil.’  No, seriously, there’s apparently a whole Mess O’ Evil in Keller.  I don’t know what it is, and most likely I don’t wanna know.

Dr. Gary Cass Delivering Evil

So they bussed in an evangelist  who is a former Executive Committee member of San Diego’s Republican Party.  I don’t know this for a fact, but I suspect he’s passing himself off as an expert in the blossoming field of evil, you know, what with that California connection.  His name is Dr. Gary Cass and he runs something called the Christian Anti-Defamation League, where I suspect my name is enshrined in the Hall of Fame, or soon will be.

Anyway, Dr. Cass got himself wound up giving a sermon to the sinners in Keller, Texas, and little spittle things started running down the sides of his mouth and he began speaking in tongues and stuff and shouted hallelujah praise guns.

No, seriously.

Cass blasted “progressive Christians” for abandoning “God’s word for Marxist liberation theology and in doing so have murdered their own souls.”

“By the way, I’ve got a whole sermon, you can’t be a Christian if you don’t own a gun,” he added. “That preaches in Texas, don’t it?”

“You have not just a right not bear arms, you have a duty.

Yep, just like Sweet Jesus.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

John Sununu, that’s what.  One good thing though:  he can long longer accuse us of playing the race card.

When asked why General Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama, Sununu had a ready answer.

Sununu: Well, I think when you have somebody of your own race that you’re proud of being president of the United States, I applaud Colin for standing with him.

Okay, on a 1 to 10 scale of patronizing, that’s a 42.7 – easy.

Second, here’s a follow-up question from Juanita:  “Honey, if Colin Powell is motivated by race, how did he ever be a Republican?”

Sooooo … we can only surmised that the only reason Sununu supports Romney is that he’s “somebody of his own race.”

Uh, I think we knew that all along, but it’s nice to have a confirmation, John.

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San Angelo, Texas.

It’s paid for by Stagecoach Enterprises, and boy howdy, ain’t they proud of their positive message about Mitt Romney!

Thanks to Vickie for the heads up.

Thank you, Memphis!

The Tennessee Court of Appeals has upheld the state’s new law requiring voters to show photo identification at polling places and ruled that election officials must accept an ID issued by the Memphis library.

A three-judge panel of the court ruled unanimously Thursday in a case brought by the city of Memphis and two voters who lacked photo ID and cast provisional ballots during the August primary.

Okay, so if we required (instead of just allowed) a library card for voter identification, there would be no Republican voters.  Why, you ask?

First, no self respecting Republican would enter the confines of a PUBLIC library.  I mean, ruffians who cause tumult can go there.  Anyone can go there.  Yuck.

Second, if they read a book or two, they would not be Republicans.

I say, make a library card be required to vote.  Nice start, Tennessee!

That’s what I say.

Thanks to Marti for the heads up.

For you people from foreign states, Texas has itself a Tea Partier for Attorney General.

And he has declared war against the United Nations.  All of them.

Of course, I will admit that Texas has more handguns than the rest of the world combined but I think the other guys have airplanes and tanks and stuff.

Abbott has decided that UN election observers in Texas are subject to Texas law and spouted …

“They act like they may not be subject to Texas law and our goal all along is to make clear to them that when they’re in Texas, they’re subject to Texas law, and we’re not giving them an exemption.”

Abbott does not recognize federal law or the Constitution of the United Damn States of America.

We got ourselves the law of the cowboy out here.  We will send Dick Cheney to shoot you in the face, dammit.

You know they claim to love the United States of America, but that United part, ummmm … not so much.

Thanks to everybody who sent me this who seems astounded that Greg Abbott is doing something dumb.