Hey, a pimp’s gotta make some money, ya know.

Reed: Pimping The Hardware

Alabama State Senator Greg Reed is all hot to trotsie over their version of the Gals Gotta Love Sonograms bill.  He’s pushing it hard because he’s such a righteous, upstanding, moral, spiritual leader.

Or, maybe it’s about something else.  Maybe it’s about something Republicans love even more than putting government in my lady parts without my permission.

In a not-so-shocking coincidence, Reed would personally profit from the bill’s passage. He currently serves as vice president of Preferred Medical Systems, a company which sells ultrasound equipment and would theoretically benefit from a law requiring clinics across Alabama to perform government mandated ultrasounds.

Dude, this is the best of both worlds for Reed.  He gets to look inside the ladies and make them pay him to do it.

You gotta admire Republicans.  Those boys know how to turn a buck off women.

Thanks to Carl for the heads-up.

My bet is that his daddy heard what he’d done.  Or maybe Sweet Jesus did.

Whatever happened, Franklin Graham has gone crawfishing —

Franklin Graham, the evangelist and son of Billy Graham, has apologized for questioning President Obama’s Christian faith, insisting that religion has “nothing to do” with his decision not to support the president’s election, according to a report.

“I regret any comments I have ever made which may have cast any doubt on the personal faith of our president, Mr. Obama,” Graham said in a statement on Tuesday, according to the Religious News Service.

According to the story, it was the open letter from faith leaders at the NAACP that did it, which I am pretty certain chapped Graham’s lily white patootie.

All God’s children gotta know the love, Franklin.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.