Irish President Michael Higgins to American right wing talk show host Michael Graham.

Proof, indeed, that you cannot throw a proper hissy fit without using the word “wanker.”

Thanks to Jimbo and Texas Kaos for the heads up.

Honey, Rush Limbaugh is just a shiver lookin’ for a spine to run up.

Funny, she doesn't look like a slut

Remember that lovely college young woman, Sandra Fluke, who wanted to testify before Darrell Issa’s committee but they wouldn’t let her because she doesn’t have a penis?  Remember how she’s a third year law student at Georgetown University and wanted to speak because Georgetown would not pay for birth control pills for a friend with ovarian cysts?

Well, come to find out, she’s a slut and a prostitute.

We know that because Rush Limbaugh said so.  On the electric radio.

“What does it say about the college co-ed Susan (sic) Fluke who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex — what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.”

And that’s why people without penises cannot testify before congress on women’s issues.  It just brings out the sluts.

They say Rush later backed-off calling her a slut.  He decided she wasn’t a slut – she just has “round heels.” That’s pretty much worse.

Rush, as a fair to middlin’ member of the International Sisterhood of Bitches, including the Cackling Jezebel Consortium, the law firm of Bitch, Cohen, and Bitch, Happy Harlot Holding Company, Grinning Bitch Enterprises, and the entire Bitch Family of Companies, I have been authorized to say:  Shove it, you stinking son of a motherless goat.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.

Hey, a pimp’s gotta make some money, ya know.

Reed: Pimping The Hardware

Alabama State Senator Greg Reed is all hot to trotsie over their version of the Gals Gotta Love Sonograms bill.  He’s pushing it hard because he’s such a righteous, upstanding, moral, spiritual leader.

Or, maybe it’s about something else.  Maybe it’s about something Republicans love even more than putting government in my lady parts without my permission.

In a not-so-shocking coincidence, Reed would personally profit from the bill’s passage. He currently serves as vice president of Preferred Medical Systems, a company which sells ultrasound equipment and would theoretically benefit from a law requiring clinics across Alabama to perform government mandated ultrasounds.

Dude, this is the best of both worlds for Reed.  He gets to look inside the ladies and make them pay him to do it.

You gotta admire Republicans.  Those boys know how to turn a buck off women.

Thanks to Carl for the heads-up.

My bet is that his daddy heard what he’d done.  Or maybe Sweet Jesus did.

Whatever happened, Franklin Graham has gone crawfishing —

Franklin Graham, the evangelist and son of Billy Graham, has apologized for questioning President Obama’s Christian faith, insisting that religion has “nothing to do” with his decision not to support the president’s election, according to a report.

“I regret any comments I have ever made which may have cast any doubt on the personal faith of our president, Mr. Obama,” Graham said in a statement on Tuesday, according to the Religious News Service.

According to the story, it was the open letter from faith leaders at the NAACP that did it, which I am pretty certain chapped Graham’s lily white patootie.

All God’s children gotta know the love, Franklin.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.