I am thankful to have this professional political organization to vent every day.

I am thankful that Tom DeLay is looking at 4 years in jail for something three judges – two of them Republican – undid in a week.  I am thankful that Republicans all over the state are having to spend today poring over maps because their response is due tomorrow at noon.  No, wait, that’s tacky.

I am thankful for being a tacky woman.

I wish you all a warm and wonderful Thanksgiving with family and friends.

Remember that goofy broad Pamela Geller who is obsessed with Islam and goes all over the country trying to scare people half to death that Sharia Law is coming and it … eats … brains?

In the pinball game of life, Pamela Geller’s flippers are a little further apart than most people’s.  She is mortified that Butterball Turkeys might be … Sharia! She says —

Non-Muslims in America and Europe don’t deserve to have halal turkey forced upon them in this way, without their knowledge or consent. So this Thanksgiving, fight for your freedom. Find a non-halal, non-Butterball turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving this Thursday.

Oh yeah, because eating kosher hot dogs made me Jewish.

Apparently, to be halah, whoever kills the bird says Allah Akbar.  But the bird doesn’t speak Muslim so, the best I can tell, it doesn’t know what the hell anybody is saying.  I mean, you could say, “Praise Skippy” and that damn bird is gonna taste the same.  Besides, Dirt Janochek says it evens out because he hollers, “Jesus H. Christ” several times while getting the turkey out of the backyard deep fryer.

I’m not naming names here, but some people – Pamela Geller – need to get a life.

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.

Between cooking Thanksgiving dinner and pouring over the maps, I’m going to be a semi-poster today.  Don’t forget, my mac and cheese recipe includes a cup of happy, so I am delighted that Stephen sent me this picture to add to the recipe.  Click the little one to get the big one.

Notice the Austin City Hall in the background.  You just gotta love that.

I’ll add some comments on the new maps when I have time.  best I can tell right now, it’s looking good for Democrats.  Greedy Rick Perry is getting whipped over these maps.

Courtesy of the Iowa Democratic Party.  Click the little one to get the big one.

Thanks to Carol for the heads up.

I went to speak at the Victoria Democrats meeting last night to  bring some holiday cheer and, to my surprise and delight,  the new club President, Laura Kinnison, presented me with a gift — my two favorite things.  Texas sweet red wine and shiny.  Damn, I love shiny.

If any of you chicks think I will loaning out that bracelet for holiday parties you are deeply and tragically mistaken.  There ain’t room in Texas for two broads with that bracelet.

Thank you, Victoria Democrats and Chairman Kelly Gill for a great night of laughter and fellowship.  And I’m sorry I made the priest blush.  I mean, not a LOT sorry, but some.

Do you know what you get when you cross Megyn Kelly with Bill O’Reilly?  I dunno, but it’s double dumb.

Megyn and Bill could defend Stalin, should the need arise.  They were discussing the gourmet elements of pepper spraying innocent students —

Last night on Fox News, anchor Megyn Kelly joined Bill O’Reilly to assess just how much the protesters at UC Davis deserved to get pepper-sprayed while staging a nonviolent protest last week. “First of all, pepper spray — that just burns your eyes, right?” O’Reilly asks Kelly, the legal (and apparently chemical) expert. “It’s like a derivative of actual pepper,” she responds. “It’s a food product, essentially.”

Yes, and a gun is just a hole punch for paper, essentially.

If I lead a good life, when I die and go to heaven I’ll get to waterboard and pepper spray Bill O’Reilly and Megyn Kelly.  That’s why I am as good as I can be every day.