Want To Hack Off A Republican Today?
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It’s pretty easy. Just announce very loudly —
President Obama: He Kept Us Safe!
That’ll fry their cornpone.
Archive for October, 2010
Tom DeLay Underway
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Tom DeLay has himself a jury in Austin and his lawyer is proceeding pretty much as expected – whining, striking African Americans from the jury, and gnawing on the leg of the prosecutor.
DeGuerin had cut five African Americans from the jury because, in several instances, he said the would-be jurors appeared angry at him after he had criticized the lead prosecutor, Gary Cobb, who is black.
Cobb said it was an outrageous pretext to exclude African Americans.
“I don’t have a racial bone in my body,” DeGuerin said. “Neither does Tom DeLay. And anybody who says otherwise doesn’t know what they are talking about.”
“Well, Mr. DeGuerin,” Juanita begins, “I do know what I’m talking about and I’m here to tell you that that’s kinda hard to prove, being as how Tom DeLay’s mid-decade redistricting was specifically designed to defeat every white Democrat in Texas’ congressional delegation so that Tom DeLay could attempt to marginalize the Democratic Party as the party of only black folks.”
“Tom DeLay is a raging racist and you know it,” she grins. “The whole purpose of his money laundering was to divide Texas along racial lines.”
“And quit whining about not getting a fair trial in Austin. If you can’t get a fair trial in Austin, Texas, that’s probably Tom Delay’s fault. He left DNA in every hot tub in town and people are still hacked about it.”
Yeah, she said that. She really did.
Oh Shoot, The Fuitcakes Have Arrived
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There’s another candidate you might want to toss a few dollars to. A so-called Right to Life group is spending money at the last minute to take out radio ads against Alan Grayson.
FEC-511828 Form F5N – filed 10/26/2010 – 24 HOUR NOTICE
34. Opposes Candidate: ALAN MARK GRAYSON (H6FL08213)
Office Sought: House of Representatives, Florida District 08
Payee: Edmonds Associates, Inc.Date
Expended = 10/25/2010
Amount Expended = $2600.65
Purpose: Media buy for radio ad
There’s two other just like these for $22,195.00 and $78.59.
The Republicans will never do anything about abortion. They had the chance but didn’t want to lose their tool to rile-up the base. The base goes out and votes and the Republicans sell American to corporations and do nothing about abortion.
The base is comprised of slow learners.
Skip Lunch and Give Linda Your Lunch Money
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Okay, so I’ve backed off asking you guys to donate to my favorite campaigns because I know times are tight and there’s so many candidate who need help.
But, just this one last time, chip in ten bucks American money to keep Linda Chavez Thompson on the electric teevee until election day. Your ten bucks will buy teevee time for her message for a better Texas. Linda is one of my favorite candidates – a labor Democrat with a strong commitment to working Texans.
Her personal story is amazing.
You have ten bucks. It’s in your pocket. Do something good with it. When people hear Linda, people vote Linda.
Click here to do something you’ll be proud of.
Que Linda!
Those Wacky Pauls!
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“You know, when you do not believe in regular Darwinism, but you do believe in social Darwinism where only the fittest should survive, stomping on people’s heads ain’t a stretch.” Juanita is talking about the Rand Paul supporter who stomped on a woman’s head yesterday.
“Apparently, Paul’s supporters were acting like overheated hell with outraged that a woman – a woman! – had an opinion so they beat the crap outta her,” Juanita says. “I mean, think about it. How little does your winkie have to be to stomp on the head of an unarmed woman while she’s on the ground? I’ll tell you how small – the little end of nothing whittled to a point. Poco Pecko, that’s how small.”
“We are warning women to put on their spike heels to go Rand Paul meetings. If there’s gonna be head-stompin’, it’ll be met with butt kickin’. Painful butt kicking.”
Juanita imagines that there are people out there who are thinking, “well, Rand Paul didn’t actually do this himself.” No, but he drove the get-away car.
“Y’all, we cannot encourage these people. They will just keep multiplying and trying their damnest to put Ayn Rand on Mt. Rushmore. They already pretty much want to repeal the Constitution,” she says.