In case you were thinking about leaving the country if Donald Trump is elected President, you might want to go ahead and avoid the rush at the passport office.

One day after he officially endorsed Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump, former rival Ben Carson said he would be “willing” to be his vice president.

Asked at a Republican Party fundraiser in Broward County, one of the biggest counties in Florida, whether he would be amenable to the No. 2 slot, Mr. Carson said, “I’ve told Mr. Trump that if it was really going to make a big difference I’d be willing to.”

Look, I’m not saying that this would be the most insane ticket in the history of the whole damn United States of America, but … wait, that’s exactly what I’m saying.

I will admit that Ross Perot and Admiral James Stockdale came close …

but even they didn’t tell people to hit each other.

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