Louie Is Spending His Campaign Money UPDATED
Our friend Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen has a hobby besides flipping burgers. Well, and tending his beer can collection. And, his velvet painting art classes. And, totally ignoring soccer. Anyway, he’s a busy guy but not too busy to keep an eye on how politicians get and spend campaign donations.
As you know, Alfredo heads straight for Louie Gohmert’s because they are the most entertaining.
Take these latest expenditure.
There has got to be an interesting story behind this expense.
And you’ll be happy to know that Louie’s campaign bought a brand new car for Louie. It’s a Buick. Probably red.
But, probably because the old one broke down too much.
According to Louie’s report, he bought a desk from the WalMart PAC. Neither Alfredo or I have ever seen anything like that before.
But, there is a video explaining how in this case, Louie gets everything for nothing.
Thanks to Alfredo and Brian for the heads up.
Yeah, I want the locksmith story.
1I am just so embarrassed to live in a state that offers the nation the likes of Gohmert… Bush… Perry….
2Wow. What logic! “Nobody times nothing equals everything.” I’ve got another equation: Idiocy times insipidity equals Gohmert. You Texans have all the fun.
3Either he stole that from Sarah Palin or Sarah Palin is kicking herself for not coming up with that word salad herself.
And dang right I wanna hear the locksmith story.
4Ya know, I just don’t think that PAC funds et al. are supposed to be used for the purposes of a new car and auto maintenance. The locksmith isn’t that much of a stretch but the new car wouldn’t pass FEC and IRS muster.
5Car Dealer is in San Augustine. Isn’t that in the Valley? Long way from Tyler. Last name Perry too????
6Louie: “You couldn’t get anything unless there was something that was the creator of everything. And that’s the Lord we know.”
Who created the Lord?
7And why don’t I see an expenditure for Adult Education classes in things like “How Our Government Works”, “The Constitution” and “Basic Math for Seniors”? Y’know, things he should know.
8The most irrefutable case for the non-existence of God? The existence of Louie Gohmert. No god worthy of the name would have allowed Louis Buller Gohmert, Jr. to come into existence.
9In a side note to Loopy Louie, Blank Farenthold said something about the border crisis that almost sounded sane, then he explained himself.
10You know, I think I should step up and run for political office. I have some expenses that could use an infusion of cash. Who knew that PACs are actually free money to the politician for cars, and car repairs, and locksmiths, and thousands in postage? Sounds like some people need to be smacked upside the head, pay back some money, and spend a bit of time cooling theirs heels in jail while they come to terms with reality!
11So Loopie took an Existential Math class …..and failed that too. 0+0=0………not = infinity……
12John Peter Henson, Loopie Buller G could take a non-existent math course and fail it.
The APA is currently working with the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, DSM-5. Taking no bets on what edition they will be on, before explaining Loopie Buller G. He acts somewhat like an untreated syphilitic with early onset Alzheimer’s disease, a touch of echolalia and too many head encounters with faulty air bags, exacerbated by a severe case of cranial/rectal nerve misplacement.
Even the bats in his belfry fled for lack of oxygen.
13So that’s why Louie needs to keep the IRS mired in 501C4 stuff. Because you bet he didn’t declare the Buick!
14My ex-brother in law lives in Tyler and he is a totally worthless individual. He got addicted to crack cocaine in Florida and disappeared back to Texas gave up his son and wife. Maybe the water is bad in East Texas because there sure seems to be a whole mess of stupid there.
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