November 02, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I wonder if anybody asked Megyn Kelly how many white people were living in the Middle East 2100 years ago. And, the original Saint Nicholas was Greek, or maybe a Turk.
Jeez, the people who make so much money and are so ignorant.
1Actually, it’s amazing how many of them fit into 2 categories slated for removal — which all 3 of the primaries did, btw.
Or did Jesus qualify as an “anchor baby”?
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AND — because it bears repeating: What BarbinDC said.
That’s better than the old joke about why Christ wasn’t born in a red state: “they couldn’t find a virgin* or 3 wise men.”
*Defined in Mississippi as an ugly 6 year old who can outrun her brothers and cousins.
3I have to steal this and send it to a few people. I actually know one or two who “like” trumplstilskin so it will surprise them a little. Actualy, I’m hoping for apoplexy for them, but one is not supposed to speak ill of the stupid.
4Mike, why is one not supposed to speak ill of the stupid? I run them into the ground every chance I get. You can do it to their faces and they don’t even know you’re doing it, if you like, or you can just blast them. Take your pick.
If they voted for Trump, then they’re partly responsible for the s***show we’re all living through, and they deserve every bit of s*** I can throw back at them.
5Right now, I’m imagining Santa Claus, at what’s left of the North Pole, checking in at Juanita Jean’s Beauty Salon and bustin’ out a jolly “Ho! Ho! HO!!!”
6Perfect.
7I’m not sure but I think both Donnie and Barron are anchor babies
8@Lin Barker: To be an “anchor baby,” the mother has to reside illegally in the US at the time of the child’s birth. Barron might qualify as an anchor baby, but only if Melania’s visa to enter the US was not quite legitimate, in that she became a citizen in November, 2006, months after Barron was born, in March.
Donald Trump himself doesn’t qualify, since his father was born in the Bronx, and there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong in the way his mother came to the US, although she did not become a citizen until after he was born.
Donald Trump’s older children, born to Ivana Trump before she became a citizen, might qualify, because she left her native country through what was likely a sham marriage, in order to emigrate to Canada, and eventually divorced and came to the US, where she married Trump. Trump’s marriages are complicated, to say the least.
9That Other Jean, that’s technically not an accurate definition, but a great example of why the term “anchor baby” is nothing other than a pejorative. Returning to citizen as defined in the 14th Amendment of our Constitution: “All persons born or naturalized in the United States … ” No mention is made of the citizen status of either parent. Nor are the words legal or illegal mentioned.
Now we have “tourist babies” born to mothers legally visiting whose child may be born here intentionally or accidentally (until due dates are written in stone). What next for the snacilbupeR, pregnancy tests before airline tickets?
10@Jane & PKM: That’ll teach me to use Wikipedia as a source, without further research.
11That Other Jean, another fun fact beyond the 14th Amendment to toss out as a nut to the Dotard45 squirrels: Immigration and Nationality Act of 1952 (also referenced as the McCarran–Walter Act).
https://www.uscis.gov/laws/immigration-and-nationality-act
Which if combined with a review of Canadian immigration law clearly indicates that Teddie Crooze is a ‘person’ without a country, since his parents failed to file the appropriate paperwork under US or Canadian law.
C’mon … ____Ted, dazzle us with your “constitutional” arguments as to your legal nesting place.
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