God, Guns, and Golly Gee, My Clothes Fell Off and I’m in Bed With a Man Not My Husband

January 20, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Christian mother of three” Holly Fisher spent plenty of time in front of the camera lens posing with her Bible and her gun.  She also posed with a Hobby Lobby behind her while holding a Chick-Fil-A cup.

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She was all the rage of the religious right for her Christian values, including this picture where she weights in the values.

Screen Shot 2015-01-20 at 9.09.49 AMGlass houses and stones.  Again.

She ain’t what she appears to be.  She had an affair.  But not just your normal one.  Oh no, she had a Tea Party affair.

The affair allegedly took place during the Restoring the Dream event, a Faith and Freedom conference, and on Election night.

She had an affair with Joel Frewa, then a video editor with the Tea Party News Network.

Well, hell, it was Faith AND Freedom.  She got half of it right.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

 

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0 Comments to “God, Guns, and Golly Gee, My Clothes Fell Off and I’m in Bed With a Man Not My Husband”


  1. Everybody who is surprised by this, raise your hands!

    ANYBODY?

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  2. Marge Wood says:

    Well, hey, nobody’s perfect. And I’m pro life too, and being pro life means living beings gotta have a roof over their heads, food to eat, jobs to earn money, health care, etc.

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  3. Lorraine in Spring says:

    Dang, that’s some chutzpah!

    I love her Twitter where she quotes scripture about forgiveness. Maybe she should copy her husband on those tweets.

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  4. Count on it! After any declaration of GOP moral values, comes this. Sleaze du jour.

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  5. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    As a general rule, I don’t approve of slut-shaming but in this case where Ms. Holly set herself up as a paragon of everything that is good, godly, and all — I just feel sorry for the husband who now has to have everyone staring at him.

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  6. She missed the chance to be holding that big ugly gun AND wearing the “pro-life” shirt as well as holding the Bible. I’d like to hear her try to reconcile those concepts, but life is too short to listen to that much bullhockey and I’d probably start bleeding from the ears anyway.

    Now (if anyone pays attention) we have to endure the tearful confession and the “forgiveness of the erring lamb” garbage all over again. Never seems to get old– the Kristians love their fallen idols better than the ones who were decent people all along.

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  7. hannity is herb tarlek says:

    Prettier than Palin and puts out too. Makes me wanna update my profile on Christian mingle dot com.

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  8. RepubAnon says:

    She had faith that she was free to engage in a little hanky panky – thus restoring her dream.

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  9. Alacrity Fitzhughe says:

    I want to know if they used “Protection?”
    or
    Is she on “The Pill.”

    Inquiring minds want to know.

    Just saying……

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  10. I don’t see the problem. It is entirely possible to be pro-gun and pro-life and pro-fatty foods while also being pro-adultery. I believe the appropriate t-shirt for that displays a large, scarlet “A.”

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  11. Speaking of Scarlet Letters, someone who is good with PhotoShop could do something beautiful with the Hobby Lobby photo. Adultery is a sort of hobby.

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  12. fierywoman says:

    “Affair”? Since when is a one night stand called an affair?

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  13. Mark Schlemmer says:

    Dear “fierywoman,”
    I think it is safe to assume that there was very little “standing”
    that night. Especially if there was a Tea Party man involved.

    As bad as I feel for her husband, (though I would love to see a picture of him) it must be hell to be her about now. I mean if
    you have been outed on this site and you are the most awesome, gun-toting, Bible reading, Pro-Lifen, Chicken eating, Hobbiest in the world well, it must just suck for her about now.
    So sad. I’ll light a candle later.

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  14. shortpeople says:

    When she was waiving those guns around, it was obvious she was looking for a winkie other that the one to which she had legitimate access.

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  15. e platypus onion says:

    Maybe she was ministering to a stranger’s needs. It is better to give than to receive,so if she says she didn’t receive pleasure it is jake with her lord.

    Maybe,just maybe she is a hypocrite wingnut like nearly all of them.

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  16. e platypus onion says:

    Alacrity Fitzhughe-she had her guns. How much more pertection does a woman need?

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  17. e platypus onion says:

    The juxtaposition of her head with the sign in the background says to me she needs a hobby lobotomy.

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  18. Uh, “fierywoman”, this is for you…

    When you break your vows and go outside your marriage, it’s an affair. When you sleep with someone who isn’t your spouse, it’s an affair. It doesn’t matter if it happens once or a hundred times. It’s an affair.

    I wonder how you would feel if your significant other rationalized an affair they had as “but it was only a one night stand”! I wonder how accepting you would be of that…

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  19. UmptyDump says:

    That self-forgiveness is really great stuff. I wonder when she’ll hop back in bed to begin another round of that post-coital self-forgiveness.

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  20. Dear Kipco,
    I don’t think fierywoman meant the–oh, let’s try to be neutral here–“relationship” wasn’t wrong but just that it’s brevity didn’t even elevate it to the low level of “affair” (suggesting a little more than simply physical connection).
    Adding an extra layer of slime to the story the wronged Mr. Fisher is a combat vet. Since Fisher describes herself as a military wife I’m assuming he’s still in the military.

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  21. e platypus onion says:

    http://britaindaily.net/news/headlines/christian-mother-holly-fisher-admits-cheating-on-husband-with-tea-party-member/

    Pictures of the hapless adulterer,her adulterating beau and the adultress with her cuckolded hubby. Just scroll down the page a ways.

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  22. Hopefully, Holly has had her 15 minutes and moves on to a well deserved life of obscurity. Clearly I’m tired of her.

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  23. e platypus, the husband looks better than the slimy TP guy. I didn’t read the article because I had dinner not long ago.

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  24. This was all new to me– somehow, I missed the whole story of PROlifehobbylobbygunschickfila…how did that happen? So, now, having missed the original self-righteous wing nuttery, I believe I will pass on feeling compassion, since she is STILL a self-righteous wing nut and therefore unworthy. Love the circular forgiveness thing– so easy– and now she can move on, ignoring the shambles of her marriage. This is one “slut” who needs some degree of shame, but it appears that won’t be happening, as she has forgiven herself. What a brat. Her parents must be so proud…

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  25. To E Platypus Onion: Where in the heck did you get that story?? I couldn’t even read it…it was nuts English…like it was translated or something–please tell me she didn’t write it herself… If so, whatever school she went to should instantly light itself on fire. YIKES!!!

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  26. You really gotta read the story, Rhea, especially the “in her own words” part down at the bottom. She shows the outstanding product of a Texas education.

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  27. e platypus onion says:

    Jeanne-I Googled it. It does sound like some one trying to translate Japanese into English,but, in her own words sounds as bad or worse. Like UmptyDump says.

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  28. e platypus onion says:

    Police called to a petrol hire in Brisbane’s south during 9.20pm on Tuesday
    One male was found passed and another dual severely harmed from stabbing
    Two harmed men, both aged 20, are in a critical condition in hospital
    Police trust a stabbing was not pointless and are doubt other men
    By

    Here are some more headlines from the same paper. I have no idea what is going on with their grammar.

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  29. UmptyDump says:

    @epo I looked up her Facebook postings and in fact she is more literate than that article would indicate. But still a nut case who can’t shut up.

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  30. e platypus onion says:

    Thanks for that info,UmptyDump. Once a nutcase….. 🙂

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  31. Elizabeth Moon says:

    Oh, Holly, honey, bless yore pore little heart, you are so busted.

    You ain’t as Christian as you think, and you ain’t as cute as you think, and worst of all…you let someone take a picture of you supposedly shooting a girlified pink pistol. I have no problem with a woman who’s good with a gun (my mother was an excellent shot) but a pink “lady’s” gun on someone wearing a decidedly skanky tank top? No. Just…no. No, no, no, no.

    That’s not being “good with a gun”–that’s being a silly sexpot adulterer for the kind of man who likes immature women in skimpy attire holding firearms (e.g., Tea Party men. Their fantasy.)

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