Fibbing Just To Stay in Practice
One of the funny things I missed while eating my way though Thanksgiving was this Sarah Hucky-booboo Sanders tweet.
Okay, first off, a southern woman would never, ever say they cooked a pie. They bake pies or even hustle one up. They never cook one.
Second off, you don’t get pie crust like that from a home baked pie. Home baked pies in the south have uneven lard-filled piece of art in crusty layers.
Third off, look closely at the lower left hand corner and you can see the little tin pan they use at all We Sell Pies places.
She lied about baking a pecan pie. I mean, what has your life become when you lie about baking pies?
You have become a Donald Trump handmaiden.