Because He Believes in Modesty
Two months ago, the former communications director for Texas Republican Congressvarmint Blake Farenthold filed suit against him for sexual harassment.
Two months later, he filed an answer. Two months to think about it and come up with a story.
Reportedly, he answered “most” of the allegations. Most. For example —
Among the claims in Greene’s lawsuit is Farenthold suggested during a staff meeting that a lobbyist once propositioned him to have a “threesome.” Farenthold admits the allegation but “denies that the woman who propositioned Rep. Farenthold was a lobbyist, and denies the allegation’s implication that Rep. Farenthold told his staff about the proposition for an improper or lascivious purpose.”
Hummmm … but he doesn’t mention what other purpose he could possibly have had for talking about it. Was it a Jeopardy question or something? When he said he had been invited to a threesome, was he talking about tennis? I mean, if he was, that seems kinda unfair to have two people against one and I could see why he’d complain about it. Was he talking about a round of golf where one person just rides in the cart but doesn’t play?
Reminder: This is the congressman who posed for this picture with an underaged girl.
And the “nipple” thing? He’s got a perfectly good answer.
Farenthold’s response denied that he once communicated to Greene that she “could show her nipples whenever she wanted to” but admits that after Greene became communications director “there was an occasion in which Plaintiff reported to work in a shirt and bra that were made of such flimsy fabric that Plaintiff’s nipples were visible, and that such attire was inappropriate for the Communications Director for a Member of Congress.”
Yeah, sure. I buy that.
She has asked for a jury trial. Blake has asked for a threesome.
As my friend Mary said, “Blake can do a threesome by himself.”
I was hoping the trial would be in Texas but she filed it in DeeCee.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
This is so reminiscent of Clarence Thomas and “Long Dong Silver” — an utterly offensive climate.
1Another R with a nipple fetish. Sheesh! Seems to accompany their aversion to truth, facts and science. Also, has he looked at himself in a mirror lately? Ewww!
2Reminds me of a scene in the first Men in Black movie:
(Fat Cop): Edwards, if you were half the man I am…
(Edwards-interrupting, glancing at the fat cop’s stomach): I AM half the man you are!
3Well, this is just plain gross!! Blake is gross!!
4Lobbyist to jammy boy-if you can guess what I have in my hand I’ll let you have it for free.
jammy boy to lobbyist-hmmhh,if you can hold it in one hand it is prolly only half of a footlong sub sandwich,but half is better than none so I’ll take it.
jammy boy to lobbyist-my turn,my turn. If you can guess what I’m holding in my hand I’ll give it to you.
Lobbyist to jammy boy-if you can hold it in one hand I’m not interested. DOH!!!
5A D.C. court? This could be downright interesting not to mention hysterical! There are lawyers in D.C. who are the equivalent of a homing missile when they get someone on the stand.
6Do they still make those cheesy porn movies like in the 70’s? If so, Congresscritter Blake’s obsession with boobies could be comedy gold.
Not that I’d call Blake any kind of “star”, but those Jammies have made him infamous.
I wish his trial could be on PPV and the money would go to a women’s shelter.
7When Farenthold has words like that falling out of his mouth, a Communications Director is the last person he can afford to lose.
And the first one he wants to avoid facing in court.
8Farenhold’s threesome: him, a duck and a goose.
9Ducky boy went to the store and bought a goose,2 chickens,a 5 gallon pail and an anvil and was carrying them home. He saw a young lady staring down an alley and offered his help. She said she needed to pass through the alley to get home but was afraid of being sexually assaulted. Ducky boy said he would escort her safely. She says won’t you take advantage of me? He says how can I with my hands full? She said that was easy. Put the goose on the ground,put the pail over the goose,set the anvil on top of the pail and she would hold the chickens.
10I recollect seeing those jammies before. My sons wore some with a similar design. Of course they did so when they were about 4 to 8 years old. I hope at 53 that’ll all be behind them.
11He also wants to send Chuck Norris to fight Isis, perhaps he could send Huckabee’s friend, the one that messed his pants to get out of military duty. Better yet – lets send him, PJ’s and all
12I am sure Isis would demolish him in 2 minutes flat.
Ew!
Ew ew ew!
EWW!!!
13He’s never going to outlive that jammies picture.
14Farenthold suffers from premature articulation.
15The notion of Farenthold even having a gender is yucky.
16there are plenty of prostitutes in DC that specialize in slimy congressmen. unfortunately for blow me blake they’re not the ones offering kinky sex.
17Umpty wins the prize!
18And he keeps getting re-elected? What is wrong with voters in Texas. . . . . . .
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