In Texas, we described a great weather day as being a nakkid on the back porch kind of day.

Some dude in North Carolina took that very seriously.

Brian Tracy Carroll, a 45 year old guy who looks like he ate his brother, got all hacked off at his neighbor and decided, perhaps rightly so, that the worst thing he could do to that neighbor in retaliation is to sit in the backyard in a lawn chair and that’s all.

They say he did have a towel around his neck although I’m not sure if the guy has a neck.

Deputies asked Carroll if he had threatened his neighbors by saying that he had an AK-47 and “knew how to use it.” Carroll said that he did make the statement, then laughed, according to the report.

I suspect that’s funny because why would you even ask.  Of course he did.  Duh.

Thanks to Victoria for the heads up.