Several of our long time customers here are from Williamson County and they will testify that Williamson County is so red that it shames a baboon’s butt.

Dallas Morning News ace political reporter Wayne Slater decided to test voter ID laws in Texas by trying to vote in Williamson County with his utility bill as his identification, which is perfectly legal.

But Williamson County poll worker Peggy was having none of that stuff.  Wayne Slater has that liberal look – you know, like he might have read a book or attended a lecture series.  Shifty guy.

She challenged him, dismissing his attempt to vote as if he were an ant at a church picnic.

Wayne stood his ground.   Which not only was on shifting sand but also was surrounded by glaring Peggy.

The result is that Wayne got to vote with his utility bill.

But you have to wonder. What if an elderly person or a  black or Hispanic citizen with English as a second langugage had done the same thing? Would they have been turned away? Would they, intimidated, have retreated? The most charitable thing I can say is that Peggy, an official poll worker, needed better training. But how many other Peggys are out there?

A bunch, Wayne, a bunch.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Just in case you were wondering what is causing a ginormnous hurricane on the east coast…

The Pastor Weatherman

Gays.  Of course.  But, you gotta hand it to this guy.  Although he doesn’t recognize science, he’s really big on math.

“Just last August, Hurricane Isaac hit New Orleans seven years later, on the exact day of Hurricane Katrina. Both hit during the week of the homosexual event called Southern Decadence in New Orleans! Hurricane Sandy is hitting 21 years to the day of the Perfect Storm of October 20, 1991. America has been under God’s judgment since this event. Both of these hurricanes were cause by freakish weather patterns that came together to create. Twenty-one years breaks down to 7 x 3, which is a significant number with God. Three is perfection as the Godhead is three in one while seven is perfection. It appears that God gave America 21 years to repent of interfering with His prophetic plan for Israel; however, it has gotten worse under all the presidents and especially Obama. Obama is 100 percent behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem. Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda. America is under political judgment and the church does not know it!”

Israel. Just because God is one mean son of a gun.

Journalist and White House correspondent William Koenig explained to WND that some of the United States’ most catastrophic storms and events have correlated closely with the nation’s God-defying attempts to divide the land of Israel.

Y’all, I have pondered this and I think it was caused by people who don’t believe in unicorns.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

You know, working women don’t feel guilty enough, so Republicans are there to help —

And Republicans wonder why women don’t like them.  And by women, I do not mean those who are currently their mistresses.

Thank you to ProPublica for the heads up.

Mitt Romney still wants to kill FEMA. Today.

Because, you know, the free market can come in, scalp people, and ta da! prove that capitalism works!

Flip Flop Warning:  A category 5 flip flop is expected from the Romney camp today.  Sixty million people in the path of this hurricane need to take shelter from the trembling moral center of the Romney campaign.

However, a large flip flop is certainly more attractive than sitting in front of the teevee at the Romney headquarters praying that something godawful happens and hundreds of people die so it can be blamed on President Obama.

Yeah, The World Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. holds the distributorship on cynicism.  We’ve earned it.

You’re gonna love this one.

I’m glad all the creative people are on our team.

Thanks to Deb and Craig for the heads up.

Okay, okay, think real hard about something even better than Barack Obama whipping up on Romney.

Oh, yes.

A series of Public Policy Polling (PPP) surveys conducted from Oct. 25-26 and released on Sunday show four GOP freshmen — Reps. Allen West (R-Fla.), Joe Walsh (R-Ill.), Chip Cravaack (R-Minn.) and Frank Guinta (R-N.H.) — facing trouble in the polls.

The Tea Party returning to its rightful place for little girls with imaginary friends.   I’ve had Christmases less exciting than that.

My prediction:  On November 7th the radio airwaves will be flowing with angry old white men. Hey, let’s get them out of Congress and back on Rush’s show where they belong.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.