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Remember how we told you that Tom Delay stood up at his sentencing hearing and whined that Nancy Pelosi, Patrick Kennedy, and former Travis County DA Ronnie Earle were out to get him?

Well, you can add some more names to that list.  Poor Tom DeLay’s has an acute paranoia and an ugly attitude.  Now it’s the jury’s fault.

Former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay’s legal team on Wednesday filed a motion asking for a retrial for the former congressman, convicted last November on charges of money laundering and conspiracy.

The motion, filed by DeLay’s attorney Dick DeGuerin, seeks a new trial, citing juror misconduct, misapplication of the state’s election code and the potential unconstitutionality of Texas’ ban on corporate campaign contributions.

Juror misconduct?  Really, Tom?  Now it’s the jury’s fault?

Look, Tom, listen up.  You cheated.  You lied.  You got caught.  That’s not the jury’s fault.

You might get the Republican Court of Appeals to overturn your conviction just to buy your silence.  Hell, Tom, I’d pay cash money to hear you shuddup.

But, you’re still guilty.  You did the crime.  How much money is that lawyer gonna squeeze out of you before you admit that you did something – anything! – wrong?