Your Morning Louie
Okay, lets start with the obvious. Certainly the world is getting too overcrowded and rich liberals have to do something about that. I do not know why in Gohmertville that rich conservatives don’t do anything nefarious – it’s always rich liberals – , but hey it’s a pretend place and Gohmert makes the rules.
So, Gohmert goes on the radio with Alan Keyes, which is like dumb with a cherry on top, and they come up with a theory that the rich liberals are going to wipe out the people like Gohmert and Keyes with vaccines.
No, seriously. We “liberal elites” have already discussed it.
“Bill Gates gave a famous talk back in 2009, which he was talking about actually abusing vaccinations, which are supposed to keep people healthy and alive, and saying how this could lead to a 15 percent reduction in the population of the globe as a way to achieve this result,” he continued.
I didn’t hear that one. Do you think there may be the remote possibility that Bill Gates may have said something that Louie Gohmert did not understand?
Anyway, Louie is really scared about our liberal elite plan.
But, I can top him in the scared witless department.
The Egyptians take him seriously.
When Rep. Louie Gohmert floats conspiracy theories, Americans across the political spectrum tend to roll their eyes and ignore him. But one of his more feverish conspiracy theories about President Barack Obama’s ostensible ties to the Muslim Brotherhood could be fueling dangerous anti-American sentiments in Egypt and potentially complicating U.S. foreign policy in the region, experts say.
Since I don’t have a large following in Egypt to explain Gohmertville to them, it might take dropping Louie buck nakkid into Cairo with “THE Muslim Brother” tattooed on his butt. With a vaccination.
Louie, come home. You’re drunk and crazy.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Just got back from an errand.
1There are 2, count them 2 Rick Perry signs on people’s lawn.
So either we have another rick perry running for local office, or the idiot from Texas running for president. And starting early.
Yuck.
I think it was in Pakistan where health workers were being murdered for giving vaccines. The local Taliban believed they caused sterility. Can we send Louie there? Please? PLEASE?
2It isn’t just Louie who didn’t understand. Search for “bill gates vaccine” and you get a fistful of links to right-wing and anti-vax websites freaking out over his TED talk a while back. He was talking about over-population and the fact that if you vaccinate children so that they don’t die of nasty diseases, people have less incentive to have lots of children so that some will survive.
3Why doesn’t a merciful God endow us with an anti-Gohmert vaccine?
4Bill and Melinda Gates have done more in the way of humanitarian works than the entire right-wing group all together (of course, so has almost anyone on the left side, without the Gates’ resources, so that bar may be too low). Let’s just say the Gates have done a lot.
I would call Louie some choice names, but that would be casting aspersions on his asparagus ( I will never get over that).
5Dear Egypt:
Please, Egypt…… keep him.
We really don’t want him back.
Thank you,
The Relatively Sane People of Texas
6Sigh. Doesn’t Gohmert know that words DO have an effect on actions and that telling the truth might be a good idea? I guess he thinks he IS telling the truth. Just remember, he represents those who elected him.
7Oh my Origuy! Do you mean old Louie haz a sad because women won’t need to breed themselves to death anymore? We’ll do horrible things like take birth control pills.
Louie, you are one sick puppy! (My apologies to the puppies in the audience.)
8The best proof of the falsehood of Louie’s vaccine conspiracy theory is that he has not yet been culled. We would have used him for beta testing.
9Vaccines eliminated small pox and almost eliminated polio. It seems only natural that they should eliminate Gohmert and Keyes next. Virulent diseases like them don’t have a chance against a good vaccine.
10I sure hope Egypt’s Jon Stewart, Bassem Youssef, explains to his audience who/what Louie Gohmert is.
Crazzzy Old Louie has the ability to start an international incident with his lies & stupidity. Wars have been started over less.
Next trip to NOLA, I’m getting me a Louie VooDoo Doll.
11Wasn’t there just a measles outbreak in Texas because a church convinced their followers to not vaccinate their children against measles?
12And now Louie-Come-Lately jumps on the bad vaccine bandwagon. If he thinks liberals are going to kill off 15% of the population by giving people a vaccine, I think Louie can even outdo that number if he scares enough people into not getting vaccinated.
Here’s a part of what Gates actually said, referenced by Origuy above:
“The key thing, the most important fact that people should know and make sure other people know: As you save children under 5, that is the thing that reduces population growth. That sounds paradoxical. The fact is that within a decade of improving health outcomes, parents decide to have less children.”
So vaccinations could help slow population growth. Which somehow gets perverted to, “Bill Gates wants to kill 15% of the population!” He should sue the pants off both of them.
13Morning Lougey seems a more appropriate title.
14The last worthwhile thing to come out of Tyler was Earl Campbell.
And that’s been a while, y’all.
15Lorraine in Spring, hey! I have a voodoo doll from NOLA. Its some place around here. I need to find it. Maybe if I clean out the basement . . . Used the darn thing once and actually achieved a good result. The creepoid I had in mind met with hard times, not termination, mind you, but hard times. Can’t complain about that!
16Loonie Louie was most likely talking about this Ted Talk (http://www.ted.com/talks/bill_gates_unplugged.html). Only a small part of the talk was about vaccines, and NOTHING it in is like what Gomert’s saying.
It’s just part of the old truth: numbers don’t lie, but people constantly lie about numbers.
17A talking fish could say something Louie did not understand.
18Gohmert is a walking talking example of how much harm a little knowledge can do.
19Dig that sucker out, Maggie! I’ll make a little Louie hat and provide extra pins!
20LOVE, LOVE the picture,how can it go viral!!!!
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