Okay, lets start with the obvious.  Certainly the world is getting too overcrowded and rich liberals have to do something about that.  I do not know why in Gohmertville that rich conservatives don’t do anything nefarious – it’s always rich liberals – , but hey it’s a pretend place and Gohmert makes the rules.

So, Gohmert goes on the radio with Alan Keyes, which is like dumb with a cherry on top, and they come up with a theory that the rich liberals are going to wipe out the people like Gohmert and Keyes with vaccines.

No, seriously.  We “liberal elites” have already discussed it.

“Bill Gates gave a famous talk back in 2009, which he was talking about actually abusing vaccinations, which are supposed to keep people healthy and alive, and saying how this could lead to a 15 percent reduction in the population of the globe as a way to achieve this result,” he continued.

I didn’t hear that one.  Do you think there may be the remote possibility that Bill Gates may have said something that Louie Gohmert did not understand?

Anyway, Louie is really scared about our liberal elite plan.

But, I can top him in the scared witless department.

The Egyptians take him seriously.

When Rep. Louie Gohmert floats conspiracy theories, Americans across the political spectrum tend to roll their eyes and ignore him. But one of his more feverish conspiracy theories about President Barack Obama’s ostensible ties to the Muslim Brotherhood could be fueling dangerous anti-American sentiments in Egypt and potentially complicating U.S. foreign policy in the region, experts say.

Since I don’t have a large following in Egypt to explain Gohmertville to them, it might take dropping Louie buck nakkid into Cairo with “THE Muslim Brother” tattooed on his butt.  With a vaccination.

Louie, come home.  You’re drunk and crazy.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.