Okay, okay, I know you’re needing a Louie fix.  I know you’re having withdrawal symptoms what with Donald Trump taking all the crazy headlines.

But, Louie is working day and night to raise his crazzzzy quotient.  And, bygawd, he’s done it.

Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) thinks that transgender members of the U.S. military are an “advertising bonanza” for “radical Islamists.”

“When it’s advertised that the United States Congress is in favor of taking men and surgically making them into women with the money that they would use to protect the nation otherwise…then it is an advertising bonanza for the radical Islamists,” Gohmert said Friday in a speech on the house floor, after referring to transness as a “type of lifestyle.”

If you’re transgender, you’re emboldening the enemy.

Later in his statement, he says he knows this information because his “Muslim friends” told him so.  Then he caught himself and added quickly, “friendly Muslims — Muslim friends, yes, I do have them from around the world.”

No, he does not.

And as a special added treat, here’s is Louie’s latest campaign finance report for you to have fun with.   Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen was especially interested in this one.

Jordanian Airlines?  One way ticket?  I dunno ’bout that.