Your Daily Iowa

August 14, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Being as how Texas has sent its top two Republicans to Iowa to witch slap each other into some kinky kind of bondage submission, I feel it’s my duty to let America know how Ted Cruz and Rick Perry are getting along.

Apparently, not so good.

As you recall, Rick Perry came in fifth at the last Iowa Republican crowning event.  Another finish like that and he’ll be lumps in the kitty litter again.

But, Ted Cruz is Elvis in rightwing Iowa circles.  Now, that may be only crop circles because if the birthers are right, Ted cannot be President.  But what he can do is spoil the pot for Perry.

Please don’t forget that Rick Perry endorsed Cruz’s opponent, David Dewhurst, in the primary and political revenge in Texas is a blood sport.

We know it is our duty here at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. to keep you updated on Texans – especially when they go to foreign states and try to export bat crap crazy.  We take this job seriously.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

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