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They are at Walgreens, getting their yearly pap smears and mammograms.

Big Ray, who works part time over at Dairy Queen, tried to pull a fast one by changing the sign out front to say, “Free Breast Exams Here.”  Thelma, bless her heart, went 4 times yesterday before Verdelia told her that the hamburger patty press in the walk-in cooler was not a scientific instrument and that men in grease stained aprons and paper hats generally weren’t lab technicians.  Needless to say, Verdelia was glad to find this out before today’s pap smear.

We would all like to thank the lady and gents over at Fox News for making light of the hard work that the folks at Planned Parenthood do.  Walgreens, I am certain, would also like to thank them for the long line of Fox News watches applying for jobs at Walgreens this morning.  And, Big Ray is among them