And, of course, headlines like this —

And there’s this by a little website called Winning Our Future, which was a actually their second choice for a name.  The first choice:  Swiftboat Veterans for Newth.

So, hell, if Armageddon is coming to Republicans in South Carolina, I need some damn popcorn.

Let’s keep our priorities straight.  You cannot watch Armageddon without popcorn.  Okay, so maybe you can.  In all honesty, I haven’t read the rules.  However, the question is this – why would you want to?

In the comment section, please review your favorite choice for popcorn.  Somebody do the research – are their any popcorn makers who donate to Democrats?  Is microwave popcorn better than home popped?  Do they still make Jiffypop that you do on the stove top?  That stuff tasted like cardboard but it was cool to watch.

Popcorn reviews and recipes in the comment section.