Tom DeLay, clearly using the Royal We, wants you to know that the justice department is kinky.  Real kinky.  And only he knows about it.  Until he spilled the beans …

No, seriously, you have to watch this.  It’s a minute and 17 seconds of your life going “What the crap!”

For those of you at work —

“We’ve already found a secret memo coming out of the Justice Department,” DeLay claimed. “They’re now going to go after 12 new perversions, things like bestiality, polygamy, having sex with little boys and making that legal. Not only that, but they have a whole list of strategies to go after the churches, the pastors, and any businesses that tries to assert their religious liberty. This is coming and it’s coming like a tidal wave.”

Malzberg, who was predictably shocked by the news that Department of Justice was now going to seek to legalize things like pedophilia, asked DeLay to clarify that that was what he had just claimed and DeLay assured him that it was.

“That’s correct,” he said. “They’re coming down with 12 new perversions. LGBT is only the beginning. They are going to start expanding it to the other perversions.”

I have a friend with an interesting theory.  She says that the reason some people are so anti-sex is because they are perverted and have some really sicko sexual thoughts.  They know the beast must be tamed because they assume we all have those thoughts.  Well, there ya go.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.