June 21, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Remember La Donald’s rant against Mexicans?
Well, revenge is sweet, especially if it’s packed with candy …
It’s in Reynosa. I have friends in Reynosa. I am getting one of these. I’m gonna hit it.
Thanks to Craig for the heads up.
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Now only if you did break it open, it really, really should rain down money – not candy!
1No! No! When you whack The Donald and it breaks open, all you get is a huge gust of Hot Air!!
2Oh, Boy! Do I want one of those!
3This would be a great item for the Dems to raffle as a fund raiser. I’d blow the grocery budget on raffle tickets.
4Seeing it is The Donald, the beauty shop could fill it with hair care products rather than candy. Include a video on combovers and you can’t mss
LOL @ Birdee … great ideas!!
5If they put Trump’s name on it he’ll consider it a compliment and be happy. He doesn’t do nuance. Or satire.
6I would just want to hit it and hit it, and if it broke so I couldn’t hit it some more, I would feel very sad.
7They are missing a great marketing opportunity by just selling it locally.
8The perfect hood ornament for my car.
9Wingnut talk radio and Fake Noize will claim it is an act of terrorism perpetrated by HRC and Dems. Soon after armed wingnuts will be arrested for stalking HRC and Dems.
10Grin.
11LynnN, like most Republican candidates “born orn third Donald” has no clue as to the level of moocher he is. Nor does he have a clue as to the national joke he has become.
Like Snot Wanker, Ben Carson and Marco Rubio to name a few pulling the ladder up behind them to deny the American Dream to any and all behind them, Republicans are Koch blockers.
Seriously, the next GOP prostitute for the KocH’s speaking about the “American Dream” should be given a verbal smack down worthy of Mohammed Ali, starting with Jebya the entitled.
As a man born of white privilege, I feel a responsibility to address the topic of equality and what separates me from Republican moochers. What I had as a boy, food security education and a promise of higher education is something we should want for all children.
Addressing the violence of the Right Reich does need to be done. But in the interim we need to also address their passive/aggressive policies that would deny food and education to ALL children. (including their own the st00pid expletives deleted inbred morons) otherwise known as GOP voting against themselves and their children, grandchildren and any hope of rational policy.
2016 – vote; but in the interim do what you can to expose the frauds. Professional political organizations like The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. are so beyond important, when the Fourth Estate is owned by six corporations and two or more of whom would love to destroy us. (yeah, that country and prince kissed by Dubya as “merely” one example.)
12Shame it’s filled with candy. Should be filled with what comes out of a cow’s rear end. But then, I guess no one would want to whack it.
13trump doesn’t do human,either. 🙂
14Yup, JAK. My thoughts exactly. I wouldn’t want to be under that thing when it splits open and rains down the Caca de Toro!
15Whack-a-Donald may just be the newest party trend. Come to think of it, there should be pinata’s of everyone in the clown car.
16I wouldn’t mind beating Ted Cruz’ pinata’s head in. But why stop there? Sounds like a great fund raising idea. Who cares what’s inside, the mere act of letting those vile critters have it full force sounds so cathartic. Got to get me a few.
Like P-K-M – As a well born white male, I seek to even the opportunity for those not as fortunate. If it weren’t for who Democrats are, we would manufacture bobblehead dolls and pinatas for profit to the National Democratic Committee to share equally for all candidates.
17Liberty Belle … a good hood ornament if you are a terrible driver and keep bashing into things! I would buy one of those pinatas!
18maryelle, I also love your idea … a whole marquee of the gop dimbulbs out of what they really are, paper mache, and empty to boot. A great party theme, “Whack a Nut”.
19Someone said that the GOP “trickle-down” economic plan is that the rich will rain down benefits on the rest of us… but that works only if you beat them until they break open.
20Would love to have an array of piñatas to represent the occupants of the GOP clown car. Think we could have a great fundraising party with them! I’d be more than happy to donate any proceeds to Bernie’s campaign.
21Very true,Rhea. Should be emblazoned across television screens day and night.
22Oh I’d like to take a whack at that!!
23Republican piñatas are a fantastic answer to the childishness of the GOP operatives.
However, we need an “R” rated edition, too. Give us crash test dummies designed to lose their heads whenever an effective gohmert punch or kick is delivered. Think of it as a cardio workout to replace the heavy bag. Give us one for every Klown in the GOP Klown Kar and I’ll need to replace our workout room with a personal gym.
Or, with a small business loan, we can sponsor Democratic workout centers across the nation. Win-win! Jobs, jobs, jobs!!
24PKM, you remind me of a gift that I regret not buying for my mother before they disappeared: a stuffed umpire doll with arms and legs (and maybe head) that you could rip off and reattach with Velcro. I’m sure there was a referee version too.
Years ago friends in England had a Maggie Thatcher squeaky toy for their dog. “We cheered when he ripped the head off!”
I saw Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich stuffed cat toys, but they weren’t designed to come apart unless with determined shredding action.
25Now I recall I had a Nixon photo taped to the center of my archery target way back when.
26Now what we need is a Perry pinata. And a Cruz pinata. And a Graham pinata. And a Rubio pinata. And a Jeb! pinata. And a…well, you get the idea.
27I want one. I want to hit it, but no blindfold. I know just where I want to aim.
28When it breaks, it’ll be lemon drops and Tootsie Rolls.
29PKM, and others, born into “comfortable” homes … your parents raised you right! No, strike “right” that word has terrible connotations at least to me, the raised you correctly.
30PKM,
That’s reminiscent of the Colin Powell quote about George Bush 41: “he was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.” Your plea to those of us that grew up in privilege is an important one, but also dependent on something lacking in many on the right….self-awareness. I think many in that state of mind see their success as something they earned. Gosh darn it if anyone should take it away from them. Donald actually has less money now than he inherited yet thinks he’s a brilliant business man. Yeah, I’d take a whack at that.
31Linda Phippe,
My college roommate (and best man at my wedding) was so conservative he subscribed to the Limbaugh Letter. He asked me how I could be a liberal when I lived so conservatively. It was and is an excellent question. I told him that my lifestyle was my choice and that I believed everyone should be free to choose their own lifestyle. The problem in our society is that success has become indistinguishable from wealth. Success does not equal wealth and wealth does not equal success. We are successful when we positively impact the lives of those around us. When you do what you love and love what you do you do it just a little bit better. That’s what being successful is and that is what good parents teach. I’d much rather have former students tell me i helped make their life better than be a millionaire. Sure, having money is great, but not if my life enriched no one along the way.
32Would the Dick Cheney come with two heads? And a guillotine? Or a black helmet like Black Helmet Man?
33Would love one of these to go along with my set of Bush gnomes! http://www.bushgnome.com/detail.html
Oh, if you thought the Donald’s hair was unlike anything ever before seen in nature, check this out:
34https://www.thedodo.com/donald-trump-caterpillar-hair-1206147966.html
I’d suggest an Ann Coulter piñata, but a realistic-looking one would be too skinny to hold a decent amount of swag for the kids who whack it hard enough.
35Remember the scene in some movie, I think it was “Parenthood,” where Steve Martin had to deal with a pinata that was apparently designed to be indestructible, and after whacking and whacking it, he finally had to lay into the thing with a hacksaw?
I’d skip the whacking and just go for Donald’s neck with the saw.
36I want one! It would go nicely with my GW dog chew toy!
37Whack a troll!
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