Yo! Newt!
Newt Gingrich just can’t wrap his goofy head around it.
“Mueller is corrupt. The senior FBI is corrupt. The system is corrupt,” former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said on Fox News last week.
But …
The system wasn’t corrupt when it allowed you to call for the impeachment of Bill Clinton while you were cheating on your second wife with your third wife.
The system wasn’t corrupt when you secretly admitted that the Contact With America was a phony promise and that you had no intention of doing any of those things.
The system wasn’t corrupt when Republicans had to search the entire House of Representatives for someone with a clean sex life and all they could come up with was Denny Hastert, who was having sex with his entire wrestling team.
The system wasn’t corrupt when you led ethics charges against Democratic House Speaker Jim Wright for a book deal while you were doing the same thing yourself.
The system wasn’t corrupt when you lied about Bill Clinton forcing you to use the rear door of Air Force One, prompting you to shut down the government in retaliation.
The system wasn’t corrupt when you endorsed Donald Trump, a man you fully knew was deranged and unqualified.
The system wasn’t corrupt when Russians interfered with the presidential election.
The system wasn’t corrupt with Trump gave security clearances to his entire family.
The system wasn’t corrupt when Trump uses the office of president for his own personal wealth.
The system only became corrupt when Bob Mueller tries to stop all this crap.
I have always hated Newt and I always will.
Newt did one decent thing in his political life: he made a PSA with Nancy Pelosi saying we need to do something about climate change. Of course he repudiated it later.
1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi6n_-wB154
Yes, I said one thing. As far as I know, everything else he’s done, politically and privately, has sucked big green slimy rocks.
Dayum! This should be required reading for all Americans.
2Speaking of cheating back in the historical day of Neutron Leroy Gee-whiz-bang, wasn’t their wave of hypocrisy 3-prong with Newtie, Hastert and a 3rd guy? Given the track record on Republican House speakers, can’t wait for the dime load of goods on Lyin’ Ryan. Dead girl, live boy and … Never mind. Quite sure we don’t want all the details.
3I hate Newt too, that gov’t shutdown really affected my family, and many other military who were stationed overseas, living ‘on the economy’. The British and German, etc landlords evicted many military families because they were afraid of not getting their rent. It was difficult days for many just so Newt could get press.
4I don’t think that Ryan actually has any sex with other people. I figure he’s more the type to pleasure himself while listening to an audiobook of “Atlas Shrugged”, with techno in the background. And for very special nights, maybe add in a slideshow of homeless veterans, widows, and orphans.
5Ah Newt, the one who famously responded to his current wife when she suggested that perhaps he wasn’t the great arbiter on moral issues, that folks need to pay attention to what he says, not what he does. There is no self awareness in this lowlife.
6Why anybody pays attention to Newt after all this time is beyond me. He has the political instincts and personal morals of your average alley cat.
Best Newt description ever: “Newt Gingrich is what a stupid person thinks a smart person sounds like.”
7I looked and I looked, but the speed at which new ‘shenanigans’ are busting out all over, I could not find a more appropriate place for this.
But, ya’ll should see Randy Rainbow’s latest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3WhDE-O6lc
Enjoy!
8Newt – the most useless ball of DNA that just keeps giving!
9He should go to rome and stay with his wife until her gig is up. I think the Italians might find him humorous.
Awwww, isn’t that cute. Newtie looking for corruption.
He must not own a mirror.
10Newt Gingrich is a despicable piece of shit. Played around on 2 wives that we know of – no marital moral compass or boundaries.
11His wife is an ambassador to the Vatican. She got what she wanted.
He is only relevant on faux news. That’s it.
PS – players gotta play – we have a pattern
Ah, Newt. I had a friend in Georgia who lived in his congressional district. When asked by his mom what he was doing at the polls one November day he told her, “I come, as I do every two years, to defeat the Prince of Darkness.” His happiest day was the day Newtie left Congress – in disgrace, as I recall.
12Oh, Lunargent!
“I don’t think that Ryan actually has any sex with other people. I figure he’s more the type to pleasure himself while listening to an audiobook of “Atlas Shrugged”, with techno in the background.”
Best line I’ve read all morning.
13TYPT-
Thank you. It’s a dark vision, but I think it captures his essence.
14Steve: shame on you. Alley cats have more ethical compass than naughty newt. I defend the cats!
15Well please take solace in the fact that he’s stuck with Clarissa (for now).
16They were all despicable but the absolute worst was when he destroyed Jim Wright.
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