Yikes! This Is Scary.
You know the wheels have come off when Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz’s former best friend who was almost solely responsible for getting him elected to the senate …
… is now calling him a “half-term” U.S. senator lacking in any semblance of legislative “success” since he traveled to Washington D.C.
Okay, so wasn’t Sarah Palin a half-term Governor?
She’s wearing those stilettos too tight and not getting enough oxygen to her brain.
So what she’s telling us is that she’s not very good at predicting who should be elected to office. Oh Honey, we already knew that.
Bless their hearts. You have to pity their spouses.
1Marge Wood. No. No pity for the spouses. Loathsome Ted and Heidi Crooze have a perfect marriage, as do $carah and Todd. Perfect, in that in each case they are saving two other people. In total there are four very lucky people who are not married to any of them.
If $carah’s endorsement is the ‘kiss of death,’ imagine how low on the food chain one must be for her to yank the endorsement.
2Just read the article you linked to. Based on the way Sarah Palin speaks, there’s NO WAY she wrote her Facebook post on her own. No way!
3LOL … I have to agree with you both!!!
4The sad truth is that, for once anyway, $arah is absolutely correct.
DetesTed Cruz hasn’t done one effen thing, ever, for the citizens of Texas (his unfortunate adopted homeland).
A week or so ago I did some research on the US Senate’s legislative data website (and House too).
I was looking for something to make some comment about, and had wanted to look up what, specifically, ‘Senator’ TC had ever done for “we the people”.
I mean, what are we paying this worthless POS well north of 200K per annum for (allowing for all his ‘special’ perks).
I found that TC’s history in the Lege equaled just about nothing of consequence whatsoever.
Lots of self-serving RWNJ ideological bullchit bills written (and seldom co-sponsored), and nothing else useful to his constituency (we Texans) at all.
So WhyTF are we paying this purely self-aggrandizing mound of imporTed ordure to strut about the national stage, producing absolutely nothing of worth for us?
Screechin’ $arah has nailed ol’ DetesTed squarely in the hiney for once (even a blind squirrel can bury a nut sometimes).
5Are we sure that Todd Palin’s recent collision wasn’t a cry for help?
6Well, this is surely a case of a half-term, half-wit, making bank out of having promoted a hare-brained, half-term, half-American as President of a whole country. Not happening.
7Somebody bought Ted a mirror, her looked in, and Scarah looked back.
Enough of that. I have to get some uninterrupted sleep tonight!
8Notice how much better detes-ted sounds than detes-rafael? Even sounds coherent.
9Micr and Mark, very funny. Thanks for something much cleverer than either of those half-assed idiots.
I looked at the picture and immediately had to shower. Ickeeeee!
10Looks like two negative magnetic poles equally repelling.
Yes, Sarah was just a gove but she was only running as Presidente de Vice. The problem is I can’t find a way to cut senator in half.
With votes, of course.
11She does have a record for making a candidate crash-and-burn; that’s probably why Trumpenfuhrer has her so low-key!
Let’s hope her record holds with Teddy (RMN) Cruz.
12For the ultimate take-down of Ted Cruz track down episode 6 of Samantha Bee’s show “Full Frontal.” (Not Mama approved.) I’m not sure if it is available online yet, but it should be soon. She is just scathing and absolutely correct. And she has some great video of Cruz’ teen years. Once seen you will never get it out of your head.
13I imagine TC might feel a little hurt. So I’ll throw out the moniker: AssorTed
14Brain??? What brain????? If she had no blood whatsoever going to her head, it would make no difference to the pea rattling around up there. She’s the vile dissing the vile.
15Hmmmm–I wonder how much The Donald paid her for that backtrack .
And to LynnN: Just in case your last sentence is accurate, I think I’ll pass on that viewing.
16How about this lynnN : http://digg.com/video/samantha-bee-ted-cruz
17Pridetyper, that is hilarious! AssorTed. A Sore Ted? Ass or Ted? Either way, hahahahahahahaha!
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