Yes, Ted Cruz’s Butt Is That Big
I realize that being a big target has it’s risks, but Ted Cruz butt probably doesn’t need that much protecting.
Just as a reminder, Senators make $174,000 a year. Which just barely covers Cruz’s expenditures for “security” for three damn months.
Cruz spent over $115,000 on personal security in three months.
I know some of you like to look at the whole report, so have a ball! (Personally, I’m trying to figure out what happened on 4/14 where he needed a whole damn bunch of limos.)