Yes, Ted Cruz’s Butt Is That Big
I realize that being a big target has it’s risks, but Ted Cruz butt probably doesn’t need that much protecting.
Just as a reminder, Senators make $174,000 a year. Which just barely covers Cruz’s expenditures for “security” for three damn months.
Cruz spent over $115,000 on personal security in three months.
I know some of you like to look at the whole report, so have a ball! (Personally, I’m trying to figure out what happened on 4/14 where he needed a whole damn bunch of limos.)
Maybe if he acted like a human being, instead of a monster, he wouldn’t need that level of security? MAYBE?
1Remember the song with “Mr. Big Shot, who do you think you are?”
2We’ll, for starters, there’s that $114k Visa bill, which the law requires be itemized line by line. . .
3Withdrawn. The breakout is all those “memo” items below.
4He can’t hide behind security the rest of his life.
5I’d like to know who the shareholders in that LLC are – possible someone with a last name like Cruz?
6Where does fled Cruz flee to with his security when it’s so hot in Texas? If there’s any power blackouts, hope it’s where he is.
7$115k ?! Is he a walking ball of insecurity, or what? That’s a (!*# of security blankets.
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