Yes, Just Like Jesus Kidnapped the Attendees at the Sermon on the Mount
There’s a joke around some parts that the only reason Texas doesn’t slide into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks.
Well, maybe Oklahoma could suck a little harder what with all the craziness going on in North Texas lately. They can pretty much have everything above Dallas.
A group of North Texas girls has come up with a plan.
I say girls because women would not do this to other women.
Where the hell did these girls learn about Jesus? That’s what I want to know. Did they go to JesusWorld in Orlando or see a Jesus H. Schwarzenegger movie?
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.