Yes, Indeed, You Can Indict The President
Ken Starr is as worthless as cornflake recipes. It always stuck me as odd that while chancellor of Baylor University he purposefully averted his eyes to rape on campus, but was horrified at a consensual blow job a few years before.
However, while he was prosecuting Bill Clinton for something completely unrelated to an Arkansas land deal (See what I did there, Trump?), there was a memo produced that has been hidden in the national archives for two decades.
“It is proper, constitutional, and legal for a federal grand jury to indict a sitting president for serious criminal acts that are not part of, and are contrary to, the president’s official duties,” the Starr office memo concludes. “In this country, no one, even President Clinton, is above the law.”
And it was written by a conservative law professor.
This produces a couple of questions, though.
Can Trump he tried as an adult?
How will we find handcuffs that small?
We can always use zip ties– they’re adjustable.
1Throw the book at him. Think how much the U.S. can save on secret service fees if the whole family has to stay in jail instead of Mar a Lago, New York or New Jersey.
2Ken Starr should be disbarred. And drawn and quartered.
All athletics at Baylor University should be shut down on campus, including intramurals. A fellow overly irritated with Baylor University’s lack of integrity and morals would call for Baylor University to be shut down completely.
3There is a way for Trump to avoid the embarrassment and indignity of XXS handcuffs. He could plead insanity:
1) No one would question it
42) He would be led away in a XXL straitjacket. The bigglyest, best straitjacket ever worn by a former President of the United States.
To be fair, Ken Starr wanted to wrap up the Whitewater investigation before the Lewinski think happened. He was told that he couldn’t. That he had to get back in there and find something. Anything. I don’t know what they threatened him with but the only think he had was Linda Tripp and he went with that.
It doesn’t make him any less of a political lowlife but we should keep our facts as straight as possible.
5They should put the Trump Family Crime Syndicate AND Elfin Oafin Sessions, Chinless Wonder McTurtle, Lyin Ryan, Dunes, Scalise and any other dirty snacilbupeR in one of Elfin Oafin’s cheap ass for profit, no AC prisons. That ought to leave a good half dozen snacilbupeR to rebuild a Real American (not Russian) conservative political party.
6According to the Onion, the FBI has recently ordered special handcuffs in a new, smaller size. 😉
7Dolt45 was busy today commissioning the USS Gerald Ford. Ironic. Our dumbest pResident to date celebrating a ship named for a President renown for having played football without a helmet.
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/07/22/trump-uss-ford-is-100-000-ton-message-to-the-world-240850
Yes, Donnie said that. “100,00 to message to the world.” Meanwhile Donnie in his role as his own worst enemy continues to be the 1/2 ton message to the world to ignore the USA for now. Sad.
8According to medium.com, Orange Whore is talking to Oozy Croozy about replacing Sessions AND Mueller!
9Debbo, add another feather to Orange Foolius’s cap. Can’t imagine a lawyer with less talent than Teddie Crooze to provide legal advice. We should only be so lucky as to have the idiot be the one lawyer to whom the moron listens. Like the boils they are on democracy, bring it on, little pricks.
10Damn! Somehow someway this guy has to be indicted etc. in a hurry. He’s back to bringing in Hillary Clinton when he rants ad this time he’s doing it while allegedlly defending Junior! The way he is circling the drain is as fascinating as it is horrifying!
11The trump crime and corruption family needs to go to prison. Wonder how Ivanka is at prison jumpsuit design. And whether they can be “made in America”. Every day brings another embarrassment to the United States, and another US law flaunted.
12My only problem with this is that I wouldn’t trust Ken Starr’s judgement any more than I do Donald Trump’s. If we can find some honorable legal minds who agree with him, though, I”m all in favor–especially if we get the rest of Trump’s collaborators, including the VP and certain Congresscritters at the same time.
13To this day I am still wondering what it took to get Ken Starr to make that contorted switch from Whitewater to sex. Anybody got any ideas?
14More important question in this fashion conscience family,
15DO THEY LOOK GOOD IN ORANGE?
And how Trump maintain that hair?
Hey, if the Trumps go to prison, the family will finally produce something Made In America; license plates!
Actually, I don’t know if that’s still a prison industry thing. But it makes an excellent meme.
16@Diane – if He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named wears an orange jumpsuit, won’t he disappear?
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