Yes, I Prefer Corduroy Myself

November 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

America.

 

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I think this is the deal:  You can be wildly racist or you can spell. Apparently you cannot do both.

Thanks to Willie for the heads up.

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  1. And those taffeta folks are just the worst.

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  2. These people simply cannot help themselves. That said, I do fear for the country. Also, as an old fellow that was raised in the country, I prefer denim.

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  3. That Other Jean says:

    Considering the lousy quality of muslin currently being imported, I’m all for stopping the invasion! It’s junk (I make quilts, and use a lot of fabric–decent muslin is expensive and hard to find). Bring back the good stuff!

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  4. JAKvirginia says:

    Aren’t they TTPT? And muslin is such a useful thing. (And btw, those satinistas are just as bad as the taffetas!)

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  5. Mark Schlemmer says:

    I have waited all my life for an invasion of fishnet stocking wearing women of above average ability.

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  6. This sort of puts a new meaning to The Fabric of Our Lives. I really cotton to all the cleverness here at the beauty shop!

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  7. Right wing cowards betray the principles our nation was founded upon.. they disgust me more than I can say….

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  8. Are we sure this isn’t a fabrication? The threads of credibility are stretched, but I’ll button my mouth for the present.

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  9. Ah Sweahh! Lawd Hep Me. 🙂

    Ya reckon the “muslin” is a white sheet thang?

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  10. Muslin is sooo low class. They prefer percale. Or perhaps “lawn” liket hose lovely summery “lawn” dresses in Gone With The Wind.

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  11. Miemaw, I will never think of Lady Pepperel in the same way again! Ditto for Dan River!

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  12. Elizabeth Moon says:

    I know it’s not really funny, but these comments have me giggling.

    Can’t add much except we gotta watch out for them dotted Swiss.

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  13. Sorry but saying ‘Stop muslins’ or something similar aint racist. Saying Stop all black muslins would be racist.
    I also use muslin and isLame because when it comes to religion you can’t be too insulting. Xtian is only insulting to xtians too stupid to know the meaning of the X.

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  14. l'angelomisterioso says:

    I’d guess the misspelling bee is more congenital among wingers of all types than strictly the racist sort, wildly racist is just a subspecies of wingnut who cannot seem to spell, or proofread, any better than the average winger.

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  15. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Right after work I’m going over to the Amish dry goods store and make sure there are no muslins hiding amongst the calico.

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  16. Marge Wood says:

    Grin.

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  17. JAKvirginia says:

    Y’know… it’s not the misspelling. It’s the cock-sure attitude that they’ve got it right! And won’t even go to the Google to check!! They are so certain about what they don’t know. THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the scariest thing of all. Truly.

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  18. Must be about a Klan rally from someone who knew the Klan wears muslin sheets. Creeping Sharia law?

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  19. That Other Jean says:

    ” They are so certain about what they don’t know. THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the scariest thing of all. Truly.”

    No wonder Donald Trump is their mouthpiece. He knows a remarkable amount of stuff that isn’t so. Yeah, it’s scary.

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  20. Such clever puns. Just don’t count linsey woolsey out. It may have been the favorite of the pioneers, but I’ll bet there are a lot of rwnj’s itchin’ and scratchin’ those long johns. Who knew the fabric world was so political?

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  21. oh, now they are worried about mixing their fabrics. I wonder if they are going to have shellfish after the rally?

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  22. Stop the muslin invasion. Don’t allow KKK members to wear sheets over their heads.

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  23. e platypus onion says:

    Ain’t all calicos female? Now we got muslins after our wimmen.

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  24. If you’re going to hate and fear an entire group, shouldn’t you get their name right first? This adds laziness to bigotry.

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  25. e platypus onion says:

    Spose they like N and Ns candies? They nelt im your nouth,mot im your hamd.

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  26. Yes, beware the muslin invasion. They are agents of the great Satin.

    Seriously, I’m glad that so often these people mis-spell their announcements, because it makes it easier to laugh about what otherwise is very disturbing choices.

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  27. (sigh)
    Morans.

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  28. … and maroons also too

    @That Other Jean Have you tried Kaufman Kona cloth? People tend to love it or hate it and I belong to the former group. Very spendy Moda muslin is my second choice.

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  29. So they hate muslin? I bet they love synthetic cloth like raymond and not-my-hide, which was used to make chicken magnet interiors among the 50s hotrod bunch. And isn’t that the last decade when all was perfectly right with their world?

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  30. I’ll wear linen, thanks. Keep your muslin for dressmaking — in the Gauze-a strip.

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  31. TexasEllen says:

    Ronnie Rayon wouldn’t know what frayed his party.

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