November 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
And those taffeta folks are just the worst.
1These people simply cannot help themselves. That said, I do fear for the country. Also, as an old fellow that was raised in the country, I prefer denim.
2Considering the lousy quality of muslin currently being imported, I’m all for stopping the invasion! It’s junk (I make quilts, and use a lot of fabric–decent muslin is expensive and hard to find). Bring back the good stuff!
3Aren’t they TTPT? And muslin is such a useful thing. (And btw, those satinistas are just as bad as the taffetas!)
4I have waited all my life for an invasion of fishnet stocking wearing women of above average ability.
5This sort of puts a new meaning to The Fabric of Our Lives. I really cotton to all the cleverness here at the beauty shop!
6Right wing cowards betray the principles our nation was founded upon.. they disgust me more than I can say….
7Are we sure this isn’t a fabrication? The threads of credibility are stretched, but I’ll button my mouth for the present.
8Ah Sweahh! Lawd Hep Me. 🙂
Ya reckon the “muslin” is a white sheet thang?
9Muslin is sooo low class. They prefer percale. Or perhaps “lawn” liket hose lovely summery “lawn” dresses in Gone With The Wind.
10Miemaw, I will never think of Lady Pepperel in the same way again! Ditto for Dan River!
11I know it’s not really funny, but these comments have me giggling.
Can’t add much except we gotta watch out for them dotted Swiss.
12Sorry but saying ‘Stop muslins’ or something similar aint racist. Saying Stop all black muslins would be racist.
13I also use muslin and isLame because when it comes to religion you can’t be too insulting. Xtian is only insulting to xtians too stupid to know the meaning of the X.
I’d guess the misspelling bee is more congenital among wingers of all types than strictly the racist sort, wildly racist is just a subspecies of wingnut who cannot seem to spell, or proofread, any better than the average winger.
14Right after work I’m going over to the Amish dry goods store and make sure there are no muslins hiding amongst the calico.
15Grin.
16Y’know… it’s not the misspelling. It’s the cock-sure attitude that they’ve got it right! And won’t even go to the Google to check!! They are so certain about what they don’t know. THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the scariest thing of all. Truly.
17Must be about a Klan rally from someone who knew the Klan wears muslin sheets. Creeping Sharia law?
18” They are so certain about what they don’t know. THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the scariest thing of all. Truly.”
No wonder Donald Trump is their mouthpiece. He knows a remarkable amount of stuff that isn’t so. Yeah, it’s scary.
19Such clever puns. Just don’t count linsey woolsey out. It may have been the favorite of the pioneers, but I’ll bet there are a lot of rwnj’s itchin’ and scratchin’ those long johns. Who knew the fabric world was so political?
20oh, now they are worried about mixing their fabrics. I wonder if they are going to have shellfish after the rally?
21Stop the muslin invasion. Don’t allow KKK members to wear sheets over their heads.
22Ain’t all calicos female? Now we got muslins after our wimmen.
23If you’re going to hate and fear an entire group, shouldn’t you get their name right first? This adds laziness to bigotry.
24Spose they like N and Ns candies? They nelt im your nouth,mot im your hamd.
25Yes, beware the muslin invasion. They are agents of the great Satin.
Seriously, I’m glad that so often these people mis-spell their announcements, because it makes it easier to laugh about what otherwise is very disturbing choices.
26(sigh)
27Morans.
… and maroons also too
@That Other Jean Have you tried Kaufman Kona cloth? People tend to love it or hate it and I belong to the former group. Very spendy Moda muslin is my second choice.
28So they hate muslin? I bet they love synthetic cloth like raymond and not-my-hide, which was used to make chicken magnet interiors among the 50s hotrod bunch. And isn’t that the last decade when all was perfectly right with their world?
29I’ll wear linen, thanks. Keep your muslin for dressmaking — in the Gauze-a strip.
30Ronnie Rayon wouldn’t know what frayed his party.
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