I’m on some crazy rightwing mailing lists just for fun and today I got this special offer.  Click the little one t get the big one.

So, if you click it, here’s what it is that will scare FEMA half to death.

Lord have mercy child, it’ a rope and a whistle.

Originally used during World War II, Parachute Cord, aka Paracord, was designed to attach parachutes to harnesses. Not only is it very strong and versatile but lately it has become a fashion accessory as well. Look good and show your patriotic pride while being prepared!

All you have to do is pay the $2.95 shipping because it’s free, free, free.

But, it’s also a miracle.

For every free bracelet ordered, a donation is made to the Wounded Warrior Project.  Over $2,388.80 already donated to our soldiers!

So not only are they giving you free stuff, they are actually donating money from the massive amounts of free they are getting.

How do they stay in business?  Volume, volume, I tell you!

Honey, if all I need in an emergency is a rope and whistle, I look forward to the next one and I hope it’s on a playground.

They let these people vote, y’all.  They do.