Let us pray.

As of Saturday November 10, 2012, citizens from 15 States have petitioned the Obama Administration for withdrawal from the United States of America in order to create its own government.

States following this action include: Louisiana, Texas, Montana, North Dakota, Indiana, Mississippi, Kentucky, North Carolina, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, New Jersey, Colorado, Oregon and New York. These States have requested that the Obama Administration grant a peaceful withdrawal from the United States.

I give it two weeks before Georgia declares war on Alabama.  I’m assuming the guys in Colorado were stoned and wanted to charge a toll to get to the weed, right?  And one more question:  How will we even know when Montana leaves?

And for your petition signing pleasure, check out what TexasEllen found.  You just gotta sign this.

Thanks to Sharon for the first heads up on this.