Yeah, They Pay Me Money For This
I work for Houston’s best and classiest magazine – Outsmart. My friend Glen Maxey says that’s impossible because, in his meaningless estimation, I am neither out nor smart.
You might enjoy this month’s rendition. It’s called Top Twenty Ways Fire Ants are Better than Republicans.
Enjoy!
Mike Crowe writes me hate mail almost every month. I have no idea why he keeps reading something he knows he’s gonna hate. Must be a mental health issue, I dunno.